Author Topic: Aside from less-than-SEC quality talent and a relic of a coach... (Read 3805 times)

NC Dores · « **on:** September 13, 2017, 11:22:59 AM »

...what makes Kansas believe this game to be competitive? A road game, against an undefeated opponent, SEC Country--and the beauty, greatness and manifest majesty that is Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT! Kansas will be skull-dragged across the storied (soon to be replaced) Dudley field.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

Spracne · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2017, 11:34:20 AM »

Sorry, wealthy friend, but when I heard about this football contest, I thought I would do some online research to determine (a) whether the University of Vanderbilt does indeed have a football team, and (b) whether they have the chops to be competitive with a Big XII club. To my consternation, I discovered that the football team doesn't even have its own root domain on the World Wide Web. Reading the tea leaves, it is evident to me that your group is incapable of stringing 3 "W's" together. I'm taking the 'Taters in this one.

-A casual, unbiased observer.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2017, 11:47:08 AM »

Quote from: NC Dores on September 13, 2017, 11:22:59 AM

...what makes Kansas believe this game to be competitive?

It won't be. We are going to dominate you.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2017, 11:48:55 AM »

meow meow · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2017, 11:52:40 AM »

damn kat kid with the knock out

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2017, 11:59:30 AM »

:thread:

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2017, 01:10:42 PM »

i love it when spracne reads the tea leaves, i want to read some tea leaves too

BackPayne · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2017, 01:59:53 PM »

You think you're playing Kansas?! OMG! No wonder Vandy is so cocky!

Katpappy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2017, 04:06:30 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 13, 2017, 01:10:42 PM

i love it when spracne reads the tea leaves, i want to read some tea leaves too

I know the library where he get's his info. when it comes to these lowgrades...
Why is it that the Vandy football team doesn’t have a web site?
– They can’t string three “Ws” together.

This my friend is a fact of life.

pissclams · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2017, 04:33:09 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on September 13, 2017, 04:06:30 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 13, 2017, 01:10:42 PM
i love it when spracne reads the tea leaves, i want to read some tea leaves too
I know the library where he get's his info. when it comes to these lowgrades...
Why is it that the Vandy football team doesn’t have a web site?
– They can’t string three “Ws” together.

This my friend is a fact of life.

so true, katdaddy. so true

NC Dores · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2017, 04:50:17 PM »

This World Wide Web that Al Gore, Jr. created for us is rather informative. It readily-produces the dollar-value of your current endowment.

Further, it also shows that your founder was an abolitionist that liked to talk a great amount. He never actually did anything about those words, but he did talk a lot. Then, he died.

At the end of the day, Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT has been a much more successful institution in accomplishment, status, and wealth of its graduates.

Your Kansas school is rather like any other cow school. Every State has one or more, but they are all (mostly) the same. They let in almost anyone with a pulse and teach the "students" all of the stuff they were too dull to learn in high school. Then, they issue a rather worthless diploma. I actually feel pity for those that have fallen for such deceptions.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2017, 04:56:16 PM »

A friend went to Vandy for undergrad, now he's getting a PhD in sociology at Texas.

EIGHTLUG · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2017, 05:05:32 PM »

Quote from: NC Dores on September 13, 2017, 04:50:17 PM

This World Wide Web that Al Gore, Jr. created for us is rather informative. It readily-produces the dollar-value of your current endowment.

Further, it also shows that your founder was an abolitionist that liked to talk a great amount. He never actually did anything about those words, but he did talk a lot. Then, he died.

At the end of the day, Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT has been a much more successful institution in accomplishment, status, and wealth of its graduates.

Your Kansas school is rather like any other cow school. Every State has one or more, but they are all (mostly) the same. They let in almost anyone with a pulse and teach the "students" all of the stuff they were too dull to learn in high school. Then, they issue a rather worthless diploma. I actually feel pity for those that have fallen for such deceptions.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

With all of these, alleged, affluent, wealthy, and prestigious graduates of your repetitively named university, what box seats do they sit in during games at that stadium you obviously must be renting from a local high school? A person of your stature doesn't.... just sit outside, do you?

1863 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2017, 05:49:41 PM »

Quote from: NC Dores on September 13, 2017, 04:50:17 PM

This World Wide Web that Al Gore, Jr. created for us is rather informative. It readily-produces the dollar-value of your current endowment.

Further, it also shows that your founder was an abolitionist that liked to talk a great amount. He never actually did anything about those words, but he did talk a lot. Then, he died.

At the end of the day, Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT has been a much more successful institution in accomplishment, status, and wealth of its graduates.

Your Kansas school is rather like any other cow school. Every State has one or more, but they are all (mostly) the same. They let in almost anyone with a pulse and teach the "students" all of the stuff they were too dull to learn in high school. Then, they issue a rather worthless diploma. I actually feel pity for those that have fallen for such deceptions.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

Do you scream VANDERBILT right after saying Vanderbilt or is that just a text thing

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Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2017, 05:56:12 PM »

Quote from: NC Dores on September 13, 2017, 11:22:59 AM

...what makes Kansas believe this game to be competitive? A road game, against an undefeated opponent, SEC Country--and the beauty, greatness and manifest majesty that is Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT! Kansas will be skull-dragged across the storied (soon to be replaced) Dudley field.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

NC Dores · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2017, 06:00:09 PM »

I'm curious...where is all of the Apple money reflected in the Kansas endowment? I simply do not see it.

Perhaps, it's clever accounting.

Most Sincerely,

A very, very successful Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT graduate that has lots, and lots, and lots of money.

P.S. Paul Allen is a rather cool/reflective person. I'm not sure if he held the highest of opinions regarding Mr. Jobs.

chum1 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2017, 06:28:44 PM »

I like the "Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT" thing. I wonder how it sounds spoken.

NC Dores · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2017, 06:39:46 PM »

It sounds perfect, as were are, mostly. We are trying to be better in sport. I think we will be.

chum1 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2017, 06:52:19 PM »

I imagine it's like when Scarlett O'Hara says, "Tara," looks wistfully at the horizon, and passionately repeats, "TARA!"

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2017, 08:17:21 PM »

Vanderbilt is like a retail priced Chattanooga education.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #20 on:** September 13, 2017, 08:19:07 PM »

Quote from: Pete on September 13, 2017, 08:17:21 PM

Vanderbilt is like a retail priced Chattanooga education.

Kroger Brand UTC

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2017, 09:58:25 PM »

commuter college

Kat Kid · « **Reply #22 on:** September 13, 2017, 10:00:13 PM »

Bigger Tennessee loser: "Commodore" Vanderbilt or David Lipscomb?

One man liked to dress up in mariner costume and crash his glass bottle ships around while getting his ass powdered by his house servent before having intercourse with his cousins and left a gnarled briar patch of a family tree full of inbred heirs.

The other man thought church with instrumentation was a bit too ostentatious and might encourage sin. He was unable to sustain his name other than through his absurd church and college.

On the other hand, David Lipscomb was committed to racial justice and abolitionism.

The farting dutchman loses.

BIGGEST LOSER IN BIG LOSER STATE TENNESSEE

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** September 13, 2017, 10:02:28 PM »

holy crap that dude looks like butt. wtf is wrong with his face?

mocat · « **Reply #24 on:** September 13, 2017, 10:35:20 PM »

That's the face of a man who never shied away from a chance at butt stuff, no matter the consequences