your brain

[mocat]

i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.

[The Big Train]

Hello

[TheHamburglar]

i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.

Go for it.

[mocat]

example:

Emo Emaw
emo's brain is a series of straight hallways intersecting at right angles. however, the horse that traverses these hallways while retrieving information is ignorant of the walls, due to the blinders it wears at all times. to the horse, the world is an infinite floor.

[mocat]

Hello

the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction

[star seed 7]

I would like my brain please

[AppleJack]

how are you?

[Tobias]

spin it, chodecat

[mocat]

i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.

Go for it.

the Hamburglar's brain is a desert network of nomadic creatures, who are all equally familiar with each other and the terrain. the nomads are never allowed to rest, and despite the harsh landscape and the demands of time, the nomads greet each other with genuine friendship and understanding as they pass on the road.

[mocat]

I would like my brain please

lib's brain is a round lounge chair in the shade of an elm tree. in it is sprawled an elderly woman with a perpetually calm expression on her weathered face, and the breeze that brushes against the old woman's face is the mechanism that allows lib to recollect an idea or a piece of information.

[mocat]

how are you?

AppleJack's brain is a massive leathery sponge that is in a constant state of expansion or contraction. when information is needed, the sponge expands. when information is being collected, the sponge contracts. the sponge automatically knows which function to perform, and needs no operator.

[mocat]

spin it, chodecat

tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com

[star seed 7]

spin it, chodecat

tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com

Oh wow

[yoga-like_abana]

good day sir

[Tobias]

the PEDs sound amazing today

[mocat]

good day sir

y-l_a's brain is a massive wooden trunk, clad in wrought iron. only y-l_a is able to open the trunk. its contents are a mystery but mostly consist of tank tops, newspaper clippings about restaurant closings, and some old porn. if it sounds like an unsophisticated way to retrieve information, it is; however to y-l_a it is the only way.

[mocat]

there are some other ones

_33
_33's brain is a bustling street corner with one of those buskers standing there playing drums, sax, keyboard and guitar at the same time. the sounds that the busker makes are insane, and _33 is the only human who can understand them.

[mocat]

dugout dickstone
stone's brain is a regulation size american football field. ideas and information are tossed back and forth inside his brain in the form of a football-shaped lump of gum, which is thrown and caught by the winklevoss twins, who are clad only in headbands and size medium mesh shorts

[mocat]

cartierfor3
CF3's brain is the disorderly interior of a well-worn honda odyssey. to an unaccustomed visitor, it would seem a mystifying jumble of humanity and machine. but cartier knows the exact location of every stray dog hair and cheerio and paper clip, and which seat belt tends to stick, and which way you have to push the switch so that the dome light turns on when the door is open.

[mocat]

wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged

[mocat]

sys
sys' brain does not think, so much as it reticulates. it is shaped like a den, the walls of which are impenetrable from foreign objects. and though the den is as dark as a moonless night, sound and smells and ideas are transmitted through the walls as if there were no walls at all.

[TheHamburglar]

wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged

 

[SdK]

I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval

[star seed 7]

Obviously waiting for page 2 to reveal dax's brain

[420seriouscat69]

wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged