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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #225 on: August 08, 2018, 08:57:13 AM »
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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #226 on: August 08, 2018, 09:01:57 AM »
Half of Republicans are secret libs according to kdub, so perhaps you're right
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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #227 on: August 08, 2018, 09:10:21 AM »
so will all of the normal republicans just fall in line and vote for kobach in November?

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #228 on: August 08, 2018, 09:15:57 AM »
Yes of course

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #229 on: August 08, 2018, 09:31:19 AM »
60k pubs voted for candidates other than colyer or kobach.  maybe some of those are voters who think there is no difference between the two and have no opinion on which one wins, but jesus.
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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #230 on: August 08, 2018, 09:38:05 AM »
so will all of the normal republicans just fall in line and vote for kobach in November?

with orman running, does it even matter?
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« Reply #231 on: August 08, 2018, 09:41:00 AM »
so will all of the normal republicans just fall in line and vote for kobach in November?

99% will. see Trump.

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« Reply #232 on: August 08, 2018, 09:58:40 AM »
having kobach as gov will def be embarrassing, but at least when his face gets thrown up on national shows making fun of us we won't have to deal with the additional ridicule of having the world know that we voted for someone as embarrassing and bad looking as brownback. this kobach character has a great jaw line. not a bad looking guy.

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« Reply #233 on: August 08, 2018, 10:02:06 AM »
At least Sam was EMAW AF. 


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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #234 on: August 08, 2018, 10:02:39 AM »
Be thankful you don't have fuckface Matt Bevin

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« Reply #235 on: August 08, 2018, 10:03:15 AM »
At least Sam was EMAW AF.

yeah, I'd take an ugly AF EMAW AF awful human being as gov over a hot AF non-EMAW AF awful human being any day.

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« Reply #236 on: August 08, 2018, 10:06:52 AM »
also, i kind of think trump is trump. kobach is not. nobody else is. like, trump is hilarious. I personally can't imagine voting for the guy, but he is very funny so I can get why someone would. kobach is just a jawline. people won't connect with him. i dunno. i'm probably wrong.

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« Reply #237 on: August 08, 2018, 10:19:01 AM »
the way Sam would party with Willie on the sidelines in Lawrence as we crushed ku was kinda adorbs now that I think about it.

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« Reply #238 on: August 08, 2018, 10:24:59 AM »
All the attention is focusing on the contest between Kobach and Colyer, but there isn't that much difference politically. Kobach is definitely the conservative firebrand, but Colyer is pretty conservative himself. And Colyer would win the general in the landslide so either way, I'm pretty happy.

The more interesting news that isn't getting much coverage are the Kansas house races. In the past few elections, fiscal liberals have been quite successful at infiltrating GOP primaries to win seats as "moderates," and those votes have allowed things like last year's massive tax increase and the narrowly defeated effort to expand Medicaid. Last night, the House tacked slightly back to the right.

Dist 5: Moderate Mark Samsel replaced Conservative Kevin Jones, who did not run
Dist 8: Conservative Chris Croft ousted Moderate RINO Patty Markley
Dist 28: Conservative Kellie Warren ousted Moderate Joy Koesten
Dist 39: Conservative Owen Donohoe replaced Moderate Shelee Brim, who did not run
Dist 64: (???) Suzi Carlson replaced Moderate Susie Swanson, who did not run (but Suzi is quite vague about her fiscal policy)
Dist 74: Conservative Stephen Owens ousted Moderate Don Schroeder
Dist 75: Conservative Will Carpenter ousted Moderate Mary Martha Good
Dist 80: Conservative Bill Rhiley ousted Moderate Anita Judd-Jenkins
Dist 87: Conservative Renee Erickson replaced Moderate Roger Elliott, who did not run
Dist 93: Moderate J.C. Moore ousted Conservative John Whitmer
Dist 97: Moderate Nick Hoheisel replaced Conservative Les Osterman, who did not run
Dist 104: Conservative Paul Waggoner ousted Moderate Steven Becker (BY ONE VOTE! - this might not hold up after provisional ballots)

So, assuming seats don't flip in the general (and many of the races above don't even have a Dem in opposition), conservatives netted 4-6 seats last night.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #239 on: August 08, 2018, 10:28:26 AM »
All the attention is focusing on the contest between Kobach and Colyer, but there isn't that much difference politically. Kobach is definitely the conservative firebrand, but Colyer is pretty conservative himself. And Colyer would win the general in the landslide so either way, I'm pretty happy.

Yeah, there really doesn't seem to be much political difference.  Sure, Kobach is a racist, dishonest, grifter who will be much more of a national embarrassment, but Colyer is super conservative.
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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #240 on: August 08, 2018, 10:34:32 AM »
Lol’ing @ Kansas

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« Reply #241 on: August 08, 2018, 10:35:29 AM »
GLDT Kobach oversaw a messed up election that saw mega screw ups in Johnson County and Wichita.  Other places you were subjected to prison like scrutiny before you could vote.
Kobach is directly responsible for this.  If screws up running a simple election, think about how he will run Kansas government.  He will make Brownback look like a great governor.
How much more of our freedoms will be taken away in the name of thwarting phantom illegal alien herds infiltrating Kansas.
Likely, will have to swipe a Kobach card just to take a dump at a highway rest stop on I 70.
Elect someone with a brain instead of a square jawed GLDT.

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #242 on: August 08, 2018, 10:36:30 AM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #243 on: August 08, 2018, 10:38:35 AM »
so renocat is still a thing i see.

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #244 on: August 08, 2018, 10:38:56 AM »
I disagree with Colyer but he does what he thinks is right.  Kobach does things he knows are detrimental to Kansas for his personal benefit.


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« Reply #246 on: August 08, 2018, 10:40:34 AM »
Only thing more embarrassing than kobach would be running a pedophile for senate
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« Reply #247 on: August 08, 2018, 10:41:25 AM »
Probably should have checked the read/write speeds on Amazon before ordering that “master stick.” :lol:

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/election/article216290855.html

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Metsker said the new voting machines themselves worked well in terms of recording the voters’ choices and providing a backup paper audit trail.

The delay occurred, he said, in the process of uploading the data from the tabulated results for each of the 192 polling locations. Results are gathered from the polling locations onto a “master stick,” or thumb drive, he said, and the process broke down in uploading the results from the master stick to the reporting software.

“What should have taken seconds at first took minutes, and then minutes turned into half hours,” he said.

A spokeswoman for the vendor, Omaha, Neb.,-based Election Systems & Software, said results were physically transported to the Johnson County election office in a timely manner Tuesday night.

“The delay in reporting results is attributed to slow upload times of the election media (thumb drives). While the reporting is now complete (and the results secure at all times) the timeliness was slower than normal,” she said. “We will be working with the county to determine the cause of the delay so that it can be corrected before the next election.”

Read more here: https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/election/article216290855.html#storylink=cpy
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #248 on: August 08, 2018, 10:43:16 AM »
Only thing more embarrassing than kobach would be running a pedophile for senate

I didn’t vote for the pedo LibBot7.

But nice deflection


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« Reply #249 on: August 08, 2018, 10:48:41 AM »
How is the dax proglib new new neocon Olathe white flight gated community family handling the kobach news? I love following their political hijinks.
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