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Re: Kobach our next goofenor? Please no. He's running
« Reply #200 on: August 07, 2018, 11:29:18 PM »
K-S-U-Dubz how sure are you of that?
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« Reply #201 on: August 07, 2018, 11:30:59 PM »
there's probably another 20k joco votes left.  the question is how many non joco votes are left.
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« Reply #202 on: August 07, 2018, 11:36:40 PM »
Ouch. Dems picked the socialist Welder to run against Yoder for the 3rd. Oops.

wasserman isn't sure this one is decided.  let's see what it looks like when the jocos come in.
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« Reply #203 on: August 07, 2018, 11:49:19 PM »
I think Kobach gon win, bros. Hope I’m wrong though, he is obviously a garbage human.
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« Reply #204 on: August 07, 2018, 11:51:01 PM »
I think Kobach gon win, bros. Hope I’m wrong though, he is obviously a garbage human.

you're almost certainly wrong.  unless ks has a bunch of absentees or provisionals that don't get counted until late.
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« Reply #205 on: August 08, 2018, 12:00:12 AM »
I think Kobach gon win, bros. Hope I’m wrong though, he is obviously a garbage human.

you're almost certainly wrong.
  unless ks has a bunch of absentees or provisionals that don't get counted until late.

would be tight
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« Reply #207 on: August 08, 2018, 12:04:39 AM »
joco is very stubbornly refusing to count their ballots.

Why? And where are you guys all watching these results (non-local news watching Kansans only plz)
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« Reply #208 on: August 08, 2018, 12:04:50 AM »
would be tight

yeah, but it's very hard to imagine colyer won't get more than net 800+ from joco.  kobach might net another 100 or so in morris, but as far as i can tell, all of the rest of the remaining votes are in johnson (barring absentees/provisionals).  and there should still be like 10-15k votes there.
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« Reply #209 on: August 08, 2018, 12:23:50 AM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #210 on: August 08, 2018, 07:16:15 AM »
Hey Johnson County, take longer.
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« Reply #211 on: August 08, 2018, 07:23:01 AM »
What an embarrassment for JoCo. Still really hard for me to believe that Colyer doesn’t grow his margin enough to pull this out. But I’m kinda surprised Colyer didn’t do better in what’s been reported out of JoCo so far.
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« Reply #212 on: August 08, 2018, 07:41:25 AM »
What’s even happening over there?
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« Reply #213 on: August 08, 2018, 07:46:34 AM »
Kobach won, according to the NY Times, which has 100% of precincts reporting.




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« Reply #214 on: August 08, 2018, 07:49:22 AM »
kansas, man

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« Reply #215 on: August 08, 2018, 07:58:12 AM »
Yes. YEEEEESSSSSS! :woot:

A few facts you might not know about Kobach:
1. He's smarter than every one of you dumbasses.
2. He makes liberals heads explode for being upset about things like "illegal" immigration and voter "fraud."
3. He's going to be our next governor and the Kansas liberals are gonna meltdown harder than when Trump won.

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« Reply #216 on: August 08, 2018, 08:04:00 AM »
sonofabitch.

5 observations.

1.  davids caught welder.  suck it, katkid.
2.  yoder only got 68%.  the general should be interesting.
3.  those late joco votes didn't go colyer's way by much.  the early joco votes was like colyer + 4000, the late jocos were like colyer +600.
4.  there was a huge turnout in joco.  way, way more than 2014.  20% of pub votes were from joco.

5.  there's gonna be a recount.
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« Reply #218 on: August 08, 2018, 08:16:49 AM »
the first 20k of joco votes were mostly mail in ballots and they were like + 3k for colyer, so these later mail ins might advantage colyer too.  but no word on how many there are or where they're from.

https://twitter.com/BACaskey/status/1027180430540386304
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« Reply #219 on: August 08, 2018, 08:22:40 AM »
This is crazy, quite awesome Drama.
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« Reply #220 on: August 08, 2018, 08:24:53 AM »
this was like trumpers vs all other republicans, right? pretty close!

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« Reply #221 on: August 08, 2018, 08:31:02 AM »
Would be amaze if somehow kobach loses because of 100 fraudulent votes or something
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« Reply #222 on: August 08, 2018, 08:32:19 AM »
Would be amaze if somehow kobach loses because of 100 fraudulent votes or something

More likely he wins due to fraudulent voting.

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« Reply #223 on: August 08, 2018, 08:40:06 AM »
100% of fraudulent votes go to democrats, dumbasses
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« Reply #224 on: August 08, 2018, 08:53:18 AM »
100% of fraudulent votes go to democrats, dumbasses

No, Colyer won a straw poll due to voter fraud a few weeks ago.