Author Topic: Better start tearing down Ivanka now (Read 2617 times)

gatoveintisiete · « **on:** May 19, 2017, 10:15:07 AM »

Or she's gonna be 46/1st and I don't think you folks can deal.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2017, 10:20:29 AM »

I can't imagine, I would lose my mind with excitement

cfbandyman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2017, 10:25:34 AM »

her ability to stay on point and message while her dad talks about how he wishes he could eff her is practically superhuman

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2017, 10:27:15 AM »

Who wouldn't wanna eff her? I mean amirite or amirite?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2017, 10:37:33 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 19, 2017, 10:27:15 AM

Who wouldn't wanna eff her? I mean amirite or amirite?

too old for the Nuge

Brock Landers · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2017, 10:51:11 AM »

Donald probably shouldn't be in that category tho.

mocat · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:09:36 AM »

we would go from embarrassing laughingstock to #1 in the world in everything

mocat · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:10:15 AM »

and i have no idea what her stance is on any policy because she has never made any of that public

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:21:39 AM »

27 is trying to hard to be edgy lately

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:25:17 AM »

Like for real, numerous diplomats are saying that they desperately want to meet with her.

Wealthy Chinese professional women think she's an absolute rock star.

She's much smarter than her dad.

mocat · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:27:22 AM »

i don't know if she is or isn't smarter than her dad but i do know she is not a complete bumblefuck lunatic

star seed 7 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:28:12 AM »

It's not a very high bar to clear

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:39:36 AM »

It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:43:15 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 19, 2017, 11:39:36 AM

It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

Realize?

cfbandyman · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:47:32 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 19, 2017, 11:21:39 AM

27 is trying to hard to be edgy lately

he really is

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 19, 2017, 11:25:17 AM

Like for real, numerous diplomats are saying that they desperately want to meet with her.

Wealthy Chinese professional women think she's an absolute rock star.

She's much smarter than her dad.

Except for super stud Mr. PM Steal yo girl Trudeau, she is desperate to meet him

but he gets that a lot so, eh?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2017, 11:53:09 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 19, 2017, 11:43:15 AM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 19, 2017, 11:39:36 AM
It would be fun watching the republicans turn on her when they realize she is a democrat.

Realize?

verb
1.
become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly.
"he realized his mistake at once"
synonyms: register, perceive, discern, be/become aware of (the fact that), be/become conscious of (the fact that), notice

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2017, 12:36:32 PM »

can you imagine how emasculated Donald Jr. and Eric would feel if Lil Sis became Prez? They'd cut the tails off of like ten lions a day to make themselves feel better. Would be increds.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:00:42 PM »

I think Ivanka is p weird name

star seed 7 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:00:42 PM

I think Ivanka is p weird name

Gonna need to see the birth certificate

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:05:47 PM »

What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP

SdK · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:05:47 PM

What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP

I'm already in. Add Michelle as Secretary of State. And a Bush daughter somewhere.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 19, 2017, 04:05:47 PM

What if she ran with Chelsea Clinton as VP

Let's heal the divide in America.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:13:57 PM »

Bush daughters can be Ivanka's nanny

star seed 7 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:25:31 PM »

Just because they speak Spanish? Racist bro

mocat · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2017, 04:35:37 PM »

I don't think ivanka wants a bush anywhere near her