Author Topic: christian okoye celebrity roast (Read 3403 times)

do you know for a fact that keith cash is not funny? because if you do, I'd love to know how.

also I used to have a joke about keith cash that is hilarious. it went something like this "I really like keith cash the football player. he's money."

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2017, 12:30:21 PM »

makes me want to play tecmo bowl

pissclams · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2017, 12:54:12 PM »

i'm really looking forward to the smack that jan stenerud (age 74) lays down on okoye

okoye: hmm, look at this gentle old man and former kicker, jan stenedrud, so nice to see him
jan: i was doing your mom in the anus last night until i lost my hard on
okoye: cries and cancels roast

much like keith cash, jan stenerud can bring the heat

MakeItRain · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2017, 12:58:18 PM »

Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 11:35:55 AM

Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 11:33:40 AM
Why are they calling it a roast? The only funny person on that poster is Eric Dickerson.

do you know for a fact that keith cash is not funny? because if you do, I'd love to know how.

also I used to have a joke about keith cash that is hilarious. it went something like this "I really like keith cash the football player. he's money."

Excellent point. Keith Cash could walk into my office right now with an 89 Cash shirt on and without the existence of this thread I wouldn't have had a clue as to who he was. Hopefully the dude is hilarious.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:20:20 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 12:54:12 PM

i'm really looking forward to the smack that jan stenerud (age 74) lays down on okoye

okoye: hmm, look at this gentle old man and former kicker, jan stenedrud, so nice to see him
jan: i was doing your mom in the anus last night until i lost my hard on
okoye: cries and cancels roast

much like keith cash, jan stenerud can bring the heat

god that is so perfectly stenerud.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:21:42 PM »

Christian okoye?
more like Christian okoyno. as in no thanks for wanting to be around that guy.

pissclams · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:23:14 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:23:32 PM »

mocat · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:27:18 PM »

keith cash dropped a wide open layup of a touchdown pass from montana one time. keith cash

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:28:54 PM »

What a signature

Brock Landers · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:29:21 PM »

I realize it's for charity, but for $1500 you should get to be on stage getting subjected to Stenerud's saltiest your mom jokes

MakeItRain · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM »

Who was the #1 receiver on that team?

'clams please get Cash's signature so we can know if he still signs that way.

Cire · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:32:03 PM »

This was the best

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2017, 01:33:12 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM

Who was the #1 receiver on that team?

Fullback Kimble Anders was the leading receiver with 67 receptions