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Offline KSU95

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I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« on: April 09, 2017, 03:19:26 PM »
I am visiting my folks in Marana AZ (a nice little retirement community) and we decided to hit up church this morning.  I was sporting a NIke shirt with a Powercat on the chest.  Right before services started the guy in front of my pointed to my shirt at said, "Are you a coach or faculty?"  I responded, "Nope, just a proud alum".  He looked a hair puzzled and even more surprised when I said, "the most fun 5 1/2 years of my life".  Him:  5 1/2 years?  Me?  Yah, too many nights at the bars and cut a few too many classes.  Him: Oh..  Your old football coach is a member here I will introduce you after service.  Me: looking forward to it.    Then service starts and for the next hour I am thinking of meeting Stan Parrish.  I am wondering is he bitter about his tenure with K-State and what is appropriate to ask?  What is his take on Coach Snyder?

Service ends and I must admit I am a little excited to meet Coach Parrish.  I quickly run my daughter to the bathroom and look for the guy so I can get my introduction.  When I find him again as he is headed to the parking lot and he says, 'sorry Coach was not here today'.  A little disappointed we head out as well. 

On my drive back to my folks place I see this, and decide maybe we were not on the same page.


 

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2017, 03:46:18 PM »
What a pussified motto
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2017, 03:51:10 PM »
Oh man haha. Great story though .

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2017, 08:09:27 PM »
lol, that's great

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2017, 08:53:02 PM »
Lulz at 5 and a half years

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2017, 09:48:06 PM »
Did your wife, Kathy, laugh her ass off?

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2017, 11:12:16 PM »
You must mean Martha.
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2017, 11:12:38 PM »
this is a good story.

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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2017, 11:45:18 PM »
Honestly I would give it 4.5/5 tacos, which is a very high rating.
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2017, 12:17:06 AM »
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2017, 12:57:53 AM »
what a great twist

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2017, 01:13:15 AM »
Dude can't even be bothered to change out of his collegiate-sports-team-branded shirt and what I presume are jeans and tennies when he enters God's house... :blindfold:
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2017, 01:27:12 AM »
that's funny. my hs baseball team (buena fighting colts) played a double header on the field behind that sign. think we stomped their dicks (we were pretty salty. had future major leaguer donnie veal on the team.) anyway, i remember thinking it was weird they had copycatted the powercat, tho it's a common practice these days

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2017, 01:42:26 AM »
Little known fact: LHC LHC Bill Snyder leases the powercat out to high schools for $1 a year  :th_twocents:
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2017, 04:51:09 AM »
Dude can't even be bothered to change out of his collegiate-sports-team-branded shirt and what I presume are jeans and tennies when he enters God's house... :blindfold:

Seems like spracs is pretty butthurt that no high schools want to shell out the $1/year to lease the jayhawk logo. I'm sorry friend. :frown:
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2017, 07:49:11 AM »
I enjoyed this story.  Thank you for sharing.  And, some people soak in the college life a little longer than others.  No shame, 95.

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2017, 09:31:51 AM »
Little known fact: LHC LHC Bill Snyder leases the powercat out to high schools for $1 a year  :th_twocents:

It's a license, not a lease.  JFC.

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2017, 09:58:42 AM »
The license is leased  :th_twocents:
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2017, 10:43:24 AM »
It would have been awesome if the former football coach was there.
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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2017, 10:59:10 AM »
good story

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2017, 11:06:28 AM »
Dude can't even be bothered to change out of his collegiate-sports-team-branded shirt and what I presume are jeans and tennies when he enters God's house... :blindfold:

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2017, 04:09:39 PM »
that guy must think you are a complete idiot. When in reality he is the idiot. :lol:

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2017, 07:10:48 PM »
I read every line of the OP, and I must say, I enjoyed it.   :thumbsup:

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2017, 07:48:59 PM »
Dude can't even be bothered to change out of his collegiate-sports-team-branded shirt and what I presume are jeans and tennies when he enters God's house... :blindfold:

Seems like spracs is pretty butthurt that no high schools want to shell out the $1/year to lease the jayhawk logo. I'm sorry friend. :frown:

A quick Google search shows 31 high schools use the Powercat (would be 32 but two schools in TX were fighting over it and one finally relinquished).  As for the Jayhawk, you have 3 high schools (It was four but one closed their doors...surely just a coincidence), and two community colleges.

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Re: I thought I might meet Stan Parrish this morning at Church
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2017, 09:26:39 PM »
I enjoyed that story very much.