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Re: The Masters
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2017, 11:55:13 PM »
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2017, 12:19:18 AM »
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why is anything a big deal?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2017, 12:30:37 AM »
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2017, 12:42:03 AM »
I liked when García made that dumb (racist?) comment about serving Tiger fried chicken. And now the media is eager to ascribe Sergio's, uh, eccentricities to so-called "Spanish Heat" (also maybe racist?).

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Wasn't that Fuzzy Zoeller or did I miss some golf news because I never pay attention to it until the Master's commercials are on and then I think I will watch it but never actually do.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2017, 12:45:10 AM »
I liked when García made that dumb (racist?) comment about serving Tiger fried chicken. And now the media is eager to ascribe Sergio's, uh, eccentricities to so-called "Spanish Heat" (also maybe racist?).

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Wasn't that Fuzzy Zoeller or did I miss some golf news because I never pay attention to it until the Master's commercials are on and then I think I will watch it but never actually do.

I can't speak to Fuzzy, but my memory is not fuzzy re: Sergio's comments. Just Google "Sergio Garcia Tiger Woods Fried Chicken," and there are plenty of contemporary stories from a few years ago.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2017, 06:41:22 AM »
Sergio is kind of like golf's oscar Weber: http://www.golf.com/ap-news/garcia-im-not-capable-winning-major

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2017, 10:26:10 PM »
Why is this golf match such a big deal again?

Seriously?
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2018, 04:40:20 PM »
I cannot wait for this Thursday. It's gonna be awesome. Dad and I are watching it Saturday together and grilling at my house while PAK'ing our faces off.  :cheers:

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2018, 04:49:49 PM »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2018, 04:53:06 PM »
Saw that. Pretty awesome.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2018, 05:07:14 PM »
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2018, 05:20:54 PM »
Much like opening day, the Master's is another signal of the return of (hopefully) nicer weather and I look forward to it.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2018, 10:53:46 PM »

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2018, 11:44:00 PM »
ill flip it on around the back nine on sunday, hopefully eldrick is there to greet me
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2018, 03:22:28 PM »
Some guy just Martin Gramatica'd himself celebrating a hole in one on the par 3 course today. Broke his ankle or sprained it.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2018, 04:34:32 PM »
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2018, 04:44:00 PM »
Amazing that he dislocated it, popped it back in, and finished the round. Gotta imagine that's gonna swell a bunch between now and the morning, but joints r weird.

Kansas's own Tom Watson shattered the record for oldest dude to win the par 3 contest, and Jack Nicklaus's grandson made a hole-in-one on his only shot at the ninth. Pretty amazing stuff, fellow golf enthusiasts!

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2018, 04:47:17 PM »
Yes, all great stuff. There's no way that guy plays tomorrow, right? My buddy who has ankle problems said the same thing, spracs. Hard to watch that.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2018, 04:52:26 PM »
I'm not a doctor, but yeah, the soft tissue around that ankle is going to be pissed the eff off. Since this is his first Masters, he might try to give it a go, but look for him to DNF, or at the very least miss the cut...

...unless the Magic of the Masters takes over and turns this into a story for the ages! You simply never know what's in store in early April at Augusta...

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2018, 06:28:59 PM »
Who you guys got in this thing?

Bubba seems back on his game. JT has been lighting it up.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2018, 08:18:16 PM »
Who you guys got in this thing?

Bubba seems back on his game. JT has been lighting it up.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #71 on: April 04, 2018, 08:19:30 PM »
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2018, 08:50:51 PM »
1. Spieth
2. Tiger
3. Fowler
4. Kuchar
5. 'Merica!

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #73 on: April 04, 2018, 08:52:45 PM »
I'm not a doctor, but yeah, the soft tissue around that ankle is going to be pissed the eff off. Since this is his first Masters, he might try to give it a go, but look for him to DNF, or at the very least miss the cut...

...unless the Magic of the Masters takes over and turns this into a story for the ages! You simply never know what's in store in early April at Augusta...

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Poor guy was looking back at his kids to come party and that happened. That really sucks.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2018, 08:20:16 AM »
Man that really sucks.