everyone, i am not making this up or gE'ing around here: everyone (especially male) in cincinnati is a super weird looking frumpelstiltskin. like not the normal Iowan tucked in polos or extra long red nose hairs. it's weird stuff like overly round shaped heads, non-ironic mustaches, wearing two t-shirts at the same time, just weird stuff. plus a lot of run of the mill classic horseshoe pattern baldness, socks w/ sandals, etc.