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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2017, 12:12:39 PM »
the rhine is in germany
did the cincinnati river stealers think no one would notice that they started calling the erie canal "the rhine" :lol:

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2017, 12:13:35 PM »
over the rhine is dope af, and thanks for travis kelce. other than that, cincinnati and its name and its food and its state and its weather and its dumb af mascot are super small timey and thrift store-y
I don't even know where Kansas state university is tbh


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its in the state of kansas you idiot
thank you. Is that also in the United States?
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2017, 12:17:34 PM »
everyone, i am not making this up or gE'ing around here: everyone (especially male) in cincinnati is a super weird looking frumpelstiltskin. like not the normal Iowan tucked in polos or extra long red nose hairs. it's weird stuff like overly round shaped heads, non-ironic mustaches, wearing two t-shirts at the same time, just weird stuff. plus a lot of run of the mill classic horseshoe pattern baldness, socks w/ sandals, etc.
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2017, 12:19:04 PM »
the rhine is in germany
did the cincinnati river stealers think no one would notice that they started calling the erie canal "the rhine" :lol:

balls to forehead, river stealers  :shy:

man you should have called them "river steelers." cincinnatians HATE the steelers with the fire of 1000 abandoned blast furnaces

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2017, 12:20:39 PM »
their biggest sports hero as a city is Pete Rose. he's a gambling addict terrible person liar. number 2 on the list is Boomer Esiason. no seriously it is.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2017, 12:22:30 PM »
their biggest sports hero as a city

gotta be that super racist baseball team owner lady

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« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2017, 12:22:43 PM »
their biggest sports hero as a city is Pete Rose. he's a gambling addict terrible person liar. number 2 on the list is Boomer Esiason. no seriously it is.

why are their heads shaped the way they are?




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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2017, 12:26:32 PM »
Mocat knows a crap load about Cincinnati
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2017, 12:29:35 PM »
those are some bad head shapes mocat. I can't explain it myself.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2017, 01:21:46 PM »
their biggest sports hero as a city is Pete Rose. he's a gambling addict terrible person liar. number 2 on the list is Boomer Esiason. no seriously it is.
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2017, 01:31:40 PM »
Funny cf3 says that when he loves KC so much. Insert POS George Brett for Pete Rose and Len Dawson for Boomer and it's a wash.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2017, 01:35:22 PM »
But yeah, eff that place! :shakesfist:

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2017, 01:38:30 PM »
Lmao

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2017, 01:45:48 PM »
FYI, K-State is not in Kansas City. Well, most of it isn't.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2017, 02:08:43 PM »
Funny cf3 says that when he loves KC so much. Insert POS George Brett for Pete Rose and Len Dawson for Boomer and it's a wash.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2017, 02:41:34 PM »
 :D I mean they're both winners, so they've got that going for them.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2017, 02:42:52 PM »
Lots of similarities, just one difference.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2017, 02:45:05 PM »
:D I mean they're both winners, so they've got that going for them.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2017, 09:37:42 PM »
The nicest thing I can say about Cincinnati is that they used to make some fine lathes or mills and stuff like that way back when.

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2017, 10:18:14 PM »



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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2017, 10:23:37 PM »
Cinci is a sewer
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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2017, 06:23:05 AM »
They know they were never even considered for the Big 12, right?  It was mostly to see what moronic crap they might do to beg for an invite that was never coming

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Re: HEY CINCINNATI, THESE BALLS ARE FOR YOU
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2017, 07:30:27 AM »
I think the Big 12 drunk texted them one night and now Cincy thinks they're in a relationship even though the Big 12 actually has standards and is working on its self esteem.