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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2017, 12:46:47 PM »
dips are for people who eat inappropriately seasoned or malseasoned chips


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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2017, 12:48:45 PM »
I like a good potato chip. 

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2017, 12:57:25 PM »
Good grief how can you not like chip dips?  Who doesn't like at least one of the following:

Salsa
Beans
Guac
Ranch
Queso
Spinach-Artichoke
Caramelized Onion Dip
Pico
Corn/sour cream dip

And on and on and on

True, but almost all of those are for corn chips not potato chips.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2017, 12:59:33 PM »
Good grief

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2017, 01:14:19 PM »
Can we talk about Sun "Chips" for sec?  They can get the eff out of my face, that's what they can do.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2017, 01:41:04 PM »
sun chips should be sued for fraud.  marketed to the masses as a healthy alternative to the standard potato chip, the sun chip has caused more early deaths from heart attacks in one year than all other chips combined since the early chips were invented.  it's almost unreal.


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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2017, 01:44:21 PM »
sun chips should be sued for fraud.  marketed to the masses as a healthy alternative to the standard potato chip, the sun chip has caused more early deaths from heart attacks in one year than all other chips combined since the early chips were invented.  it's almost unreal.

I would add Potato Skins chips to this category as well.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2017, 01:47:40 PM »
sun chips should be sued for fraud.  marketed to the masses as a healthy alternative to the standard potato chip, the sun chip has caused more early deaths from heart attacks in one year than all other chips combined since the early chips were invented.  it's almost unreal.

I would add Potato Skins chips to this category as well.

these?



i don't remember them being marketed as healthy.  the "made with real potato skins" doesn't mean that the surgeon general is mowing down a bag a night.  unlike sun chips claims.


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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2017, 01:52:04 PM »
guess what? i like sun chips. also potato skins. also dip. also chips w/o dip. even fritos. wavy, ridges, regular. i like all chips. ama.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2017, 01:52:52 PM »
Any of the "skin" varieties.  The idea being, you're eating just the "skin" or peel of the potato so it's a healthy snack.  Still drenched in fat/sodium.


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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2017, 01:53:46 PM »
guess what? i like sun chips. also potato skins. also dip. also chips w/o dip. even fritos. wavy, ridges, regular. i like all chips. ama.

what's with the crack in the garden salsa flavoring?

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2017, 01:54:09 PM »
"kettle" chips made out of solid granite and/or cast iron? yeah they're not my favorite but i'm also not going to throw away the bag without hoovering every single crumble large enough to be visible with the naked eye into my mouth

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2017, 01:56:27 PM »
guess what? i like sun chips. also potato skins. also dip. also chips w/o dip. even fritos. wavy, ridges, regular. i like all chips. ama.

what's with the crack in the garden salsa flavoring?

the problem with GS SC's is the bag is always too small. this is a good example of a chip that doesn't need a dip, tho.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #88 on: March 14, 2017, 02:01:00 PM »
SUN CHIPS SUCK male genitals AND BALLS
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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #89 on: March 14, 2017, 02:02:09 PM »
chips also taste great no matter what type of substance you've been putting into your body beforehand. pounded 3 coffees this morning? snag a bag of original lay's. smashed 26 coors lights on the links this afternoon? enjoy a double fistful of cool ranch doritos, friend. did you accidentally finish that 750 of basil hayden's? no prob bro you've earned yourself a popcorn bowl size helping of lay's wavy bbq, each chip holding a blob of ae mexican sour cream dip. wow.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #90 on: March 14, 2017, 02:04:00 PM »
the good news is that this thread is about potato chips


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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #91 on: March 14, 2017, 02:30:31 PM »
thoughts on baked chips?

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #93 on: March 14, 2017, 03:01:45 PM »
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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #94 on: March 14, 2017, 03:22:06 PM »
I do like Sun Chips but they don't belong in this thread.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #95 on: March 14, 2017, 03:30:47 PM »
Are Sun Chips corn chips? I don't even know. I only know they're gross.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #97 on: March 14, 2017, 03:55:39 PM »
Whoever works at the Frito Lay plant please run a batch wherein most of the chips are burned/brown and send them to me thx.

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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #98 on: March 14, 2017, 03:59:55 PM »
Emo, we took a tour in middle school and they said the brown ones were potatos that got too much sunlight and started to grow crap while in storage.

Maybe that was the green ones actually
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Re: most appealing potato chip flavor profile? (taste buds)
« Reply #99 on: March 14, 2017, 04:14:25 PM »
Lays Wasabi kettle chips were so good. Miss them.