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The Oscars are on tonight
« on: February 26, 2017, 09:10:15 PM »
I put this on for two reasons. I wanted to get it on the correct board and wanted to see if it magically changes to b.r.u.c.e


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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2017, 09:14:32 PM »
The Iranian guy was not there to get his award

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2017, 09:17:02 PM »
good 5th post, Willard
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2017, 09:20:53 PM »
R Gos's sister my goodness

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2017, 09:41:52 PM »
How many socks does reno have? My goodness.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2017, 10:11:48 PM »
Jungle Book won an oscar but just as I predicted it was not for Character Arcs. I'm like a moving genius.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2017, 10:27:46 PM »
Willard you can turn the filter off
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2017, 10:30:23 PM »
My wife watches these award shows, and they are without question the biggest circle-jerks on tv.
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2017, 10:32:50 PM »
My wife watches these award shows, and they are without question the biggest circle-jerks on tv.

oscars are the only one I do. I DVR it and start it an hour and a half late so I can skip boring stuff. I just like to see who wins FSD!

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2017, 10:33:47 PM »
Some are saying Viola Davis's acceptance speech was the best since three six mafia when they won for "it's hard out here for a pimp"
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2017, 10:35:33 PM »
Some are saying Viola Davis's acceptance speech was the best since three six mafia when they won for "it's hard out here for a pimp"

I like her and her passion a lot, but I can't disagree with this more strongly.

“I became an artist, and thank god I did, because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life."


It points to the CJ that FSD alluded to

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2017, 10:37:49 PM »
Apparently Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about people of colors name choices have not been received well.
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2017, 11:01:56 PM »
My wife watches these award shows, and they are without question the biggest circle-jerks on tv.

oscars are the only one I do. I DVR it and start it an hour and a half late so I can skip boring stuff. I just like to see who wins FSD!

Weird al already tweeted all the winners fyi

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2017, 11:02:54 PM »
I like the thing where the screen is split and they read the name mocat

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2017, 11:03:53 PM »
Emma Stone overcame having James Earl Jones' voice and won an award. Wow. Congrats to her.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2017, 11:10:48 PM »
fine i'll go see la la land sheesh

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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2017, 11:12:15 PM »
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2017, 11:16:47 PM »
that was amaze

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2017, 11:17:18 PM »
Holy crap. Craaaaaaaazy.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2017, 11:25:38 PM »
The Oscars get oscared, inept weinerization.  Here comes the excuses, and try hard charts.  Warren Beatty's impression of a Weber I screws it up diatribe was priceless.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2017, 11:55:49 PM »
538 having a rough go of things lately

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2017, 06:57:20 AM »
Some are saying Viola Davis's acceptance speech was the best since three six mafia when they won for "it's hard out here for a pimp"

I like her and her passion a lot, but I can't disagree with this more strongly.

“I became an artist, and thank god I did, because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life."


It points to the CJ that FSD alluded to

These are actors giving speeches. Sometimes they really give a speech from the heart and sometimes they are clearly playing a part of an actor giving a speech.

And yeah, I don't agree with that at all.

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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2017, 08:46:04 AM »
538 having a rough go of things lately

Why?  They got 7 out of 8 right, and they gave Moonlight a 1 in 6 chance of winning.  Seems like their numbers work pretty well!
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Re: The Oscars are on tonight
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2017, 08:50:03 AM »
the multiple times a day "la la land is going to win, losers" tweets they've been blasting for the past few weeks