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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2017, 09:38:04 PM »
i just realized i haven't had a drop of booze drink since new years eve.  sipping on some old no. 7 now to rectify that

This is the most foreign post I've ever read on this blog.

at first i assumed it was a joke post, but then i remembered that some people don't drink that much.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2017, 09:40:16 PM »
also, i tried to cut back some this week, but i just now realized it's impossible and i'm probably going to drink a bottle of cremant in the next couple hours.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2017, 09:43:07 PM »
i have plenty of other vices  :party:

just one booze drink last night  :frown:

about done with my second for tonight, #3 is usually the barrier will keep everyone posted
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2017, 09:43:14 PM »
also, i tried to cut back some this week, but i just now realized it's impossible and i'm probably going to drink a bottle of cremant in the next couple hours.

Friday and Saturday are the best days to go wild and get your fill for the week, IMO.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2017, 09:43:19 PM »
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2017, 09:46:36 PM »
People of higher intelligence drink more than less intelligent people. Lots of research suggests this, which I think is accurate.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2017, 09:47:46 PM »
People of higher intelligence drink more than less intelligent people. Lots of research suggests this, which I think is accurate.

flowers for algernon, though.
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2017, 09:48:30 PM »
People of higher intelligence drink more than less intelligent people. Lots of research suggests this, which I think is accurate.

in my limited human experience, those at both extremes of intelligence seem to drink the most
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2017, 09:51:46 PM »
I had never heard of the flowers of algernon, but a quick synopsis of this backs both sys and lib's comments.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2017, 09:53:09 PM »
I would contend that higher intelligence people are more purposeful in their binging than the other end of the spectrum. However I think that there is probably a lot of research for other things as well.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #60 on: February 18, 2017, 09:54:43 PM »
I had never heard of the flowers of algernon.

ice, deport this jobs thief.
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #61 on: February 18, 2017, 10:03:02 PM »
as the most literary ignorant person i know i smdh smdh
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #62 on: February 18, 2017, 10:07:03 PM »
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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #63 on: February 18, 2017, 10:15:23 PM »
I've started counting my drinks the next morning....it's sobering.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #64 on: February 18, 2017, 10:33:41 PM »
I would drink more if it didn't interfere so much with my workouts.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2017, 11:08:55 PM »
sounds like you should work out less

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2017, 11:24:06 PM »
So you all trust the hell out of me then? That quote is bullshit.

I don't think it is meant to be taken seriously...
Good. Because well.....it is a complete joke. Alcohol ruins more lives than any other drug. Running around saying it is the best is weak. Alcohol turns weak men into thinking they are strong and also cripples strong men. Alcohol ruins families and homes. Alcohol kills more than any other drug. It saddens me when so many on this blog like to talk about their prowess at drinking.  I either pray for their family or them. It's nothing to be proud of or brag about.

If you wanna talk about drinking send me a pm or catch me on a bender. We can go through the non medicated detox together.

Bring a lot of sheets to sweat through. If you puke you're out and I'll make sure you know it. Let's go for seven days straight and shake and shiver. It's awesome. We are drinking. Let's feel our heart try to leap from our chest. Let's chuckle then buy more and do it all again. Eventually we know we need to stop and we can pray we don't die. We can regret every move we made. We can share a mirror and laugh at our broken bones and bleeding wounds. We can drink all of the water and take all of the vitamins and it not be enough. We can plan our funeral we can hope we die. We can hope it ends. But realize we didn't sleep at all and it's time for work.

But yes. Drinking is great.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2017, 11:25:55 PM »
Aside from being willing to beat all of your asses. I'd also drink you under the table

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #68 on: February 18, 2017, 11:26:09 PM »
And I'm smarter than you

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #69 on: February 18, 2017, 11:28:03 PM »
So keep up the drinking is cool bullshit

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2017, 11:28:35 PM »
You are weak as eff and I'll always be here to prove it

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2017, 11:34:24 PM »
Whatever you're on, you should get help.

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2017, 11:39:58 PM »
Cool stance

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2017, 11:40:53 PM »
 I'll put you down as weak

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Re: I can't wait to drink a drink
« Reply #74 on: February 18, 2017, 11:41:16 PM »
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