Bros Icing Bros

[ChiComCat]

Has anyone been hit with a ¡Mango! yet?  I'm trying to decide if I should convert my ice of choice from ¡Pineapple!

¡pineapple! is so brutal its hard to imagine ¡mango! being worse but i've heard it is.  i've only been iced with a ¡pineapple!

I've only been iced with a regular one - been real fortunate in this regard.  We need some way to keep stats on Icings around here.

[OK_Cat]

totally iced my 2 year old this evening (but with icy cold juice, not real ice).  I told her that she was going to timeout unless she drank it all. 

 

[Dugout DickStone]

totally iced my 2 year old this evening (but with icy cold juice, not real ice).  I told her that she was going to timeout unless she drank it all. 

 

okay, GTFO of the icing thread.

[CNS]

still searching kc for 24oz mango can.  if anyone knows where i can find one in kc pm pls, tia.

bumpsky for the midafternoon crowd. tia.

Gomers on 87th in Lenexa had 24 oz Pineapple, Orange, and Pomegranate.  Looked like space for a few others that were gone, but I didn't read the labels on the shelves

this is good news.  lenexa is a bit far for me to travel but there's a gomers in midtown that is close to where i live.  i'll give it a shot.  are those 24 oz cans or bottles?

If you are going to do this, show some dedication.  Have Gomer's order it for you.  They have to get 2-3 deliveries a week.  You should have it by midweek at latest.  Prolly have to buy it by the case though. 

[Pexikan]

 I was destroyed tonight. Chicat hit me with another block (what's new),  and iced 4 times over by Chicats bro. Brutal. Lesson learned. Never underestimate your opponent and never run out ices. I'm pretty much the easiest bro to ice. PM me for my work schedule and places I'm most vulnerable. Good luck. You don't need it. By the way Chicats block was a !Pineapple! that was cooked in his car to 85 degrees before I drank it. Yea...

[CNS]

Question on timing rules:

Say you are sitting around with bros at house or bar.  How much time needs to elapse in between icing?  Can you mercilessly ice a poor bastard bro before he is done chugging the last ice you iced him, or does a certain amount of time need to go by before you can ice again?

[pissclams]

Question on timing rules:

Say you are sitting around with bros at house or bar.  How much time needs to elapse in between icing?  Can you mercilessly ice a poor bastard bro before he is done chugging the last ice you iced him, or does a certain amount of time need to go by before you can ice again?

see that's the thing- this isn't about getting a bro drunk, it's about finding a bro at a really bad time and having the bro pound an ice.  i wonder if all the bros in this thread understand that.    

[kitten_mittons]

Finally did my first icing last night!

Was playing pool at my bro's house, I beat him and said, "Rack 'em."  He said he had to go to the bathroom.  I placed the ice in the corner pocket, covered it up with the pool balls, he came out of the bathroom, started to pull the balls out of the pocket, and a nice room temp ¡Mango! was staring right back at him.



Since I was the first person at this party to know about icing, no one else had any ice.  I put one in my buddy's 12 pack of beer, he pulled one out and saw it and refused to drink it.  

He then tried to ice block me with it.  I went to go ice my other bro as he came in the house and the bro that had the ice in his 12 pack, grabbed my ice, then said "Ice block!" and gave them both to me.  I just called him a mommy (which he is gay, btw) and my bro that just walked in the door proceeded to chug the first ice (no pic).  I told the gay bro that he can never ever play bros icing bros since he didn't partake at first.  He kept wanting to play, and he said he'd chug the first one, I told him what's done is done, and that in addition to being gay, he has to sit around wanting to play and will have to just watch.

[pissclams]

great icings mittons, i LOVE the creativity.  i think that you "get it".  if i were you i would prob have ice mercy on second bro who didn't drink his ice at first and give the bro a second chance- if you can.  hop in your car and go ice him right now, if he accepts the ice then he's in, if not- well, we know for sure he's excommunicated.

thoughts?

[pissclams]

also, calling someone a frog is pretty Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

[pissclams]

courtesy of rick daris



looks like a hotel icing.  beautiful.

[kitten_mittons]

also, calling someone a frog is pretty Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

I called him a

F
A
G

but this site apparently edits that word to mommy.

And, no mercy on the dude.  I advised him that if he didn't drink it he won't be able to play, and he still refused, until he saw how fun it is.  Sometimes you have to pay for your mistakes.

[pissclams]

also, calling someone a frog is pretty Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

I called him a

F
A
G

but this site apparently edits that word to frog.

And, no mercy on the dude.  I advised him that if he didn't drink it he won't be able to play, and he still refused, until he saw how fun it is.  Sometimes you have to pay for your mistakes.

fair is fair, i agree with your decision. 

[kitten_mittons]

also, calling someone a frog is pretty Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

I called him a

F
A
G

but this site apparently edits that word to frog.

And, no mercy on the dude.  I advised him that if he didn't drink it he won't be able to play, and he still refused, until he saw how fun it is.  Sometimes you have to pay for your mistakes.

fair is fair, i agree with your decision. 

What I think I'll do is if I can find a great icing for him, at an inopportune time, like, for example, he got a DUI so he has to go to court next month.  I'll be in the front row of the courtroom, and as he walks by to go talk to the judge, I'll ice him, he can either pound it and be able to play, or he can not drink it and never play.

[pissclams]

sounds like this bro is excomm'd. 

[kitten_mittons]

sounds like this bro is excomm'd. 

I play for keeps.

[Dugout DickStone]

In a pocket of a pool table is pretty good spot.  And I agree with km, dude refused his ice.  He is out.  Life can be mean sometimes.

[pissclams]

just iced GF as she was cooking breakfast.  i hid the ice under my ball cap.

me:  hey will you grab me my hat?  i'll cook the hashbrowns.
her: ya here it is...oh noes damn it.

iced bitch

[kitten_mittons]

just iced GF as she was cooking breakfast.  i hid the ice under my ball cap.

me:  hey will you grab me my hat?  i'll cook the hashbrowns.
her: ya here it is...oh noes damn it.

iced bitch

I just tried to ice my roommate, put the ice in his box of cereal, he came downstairs, poured himself a box of cereal, I went in the kitchen and was confused as to why he wasn't chugging an ice.  He was eating my cereal.   

[pissclams]

hitting the shower then the plaza for a ton of icing.  will report back with pics.

[kitten_mittons]

hitting the shower then the plaza for a ton of icing.  will report back with pics.

Better hope the GF didn't replace your shampoo with a ¡Pineapple!

[Dugout DickStone]

Just pool iced the wife.  Dove in with a triple b in my pocket, pretended to cramp up, she jumped in to save me as I went under.  Came up ice first.  You've just been Iced in the deep end!

[pissclams]

massive icing at westside local this afternoon.  pics to follow.

[pissclams]

want to ice me with a grape ice hidden in the t-shirts from nordstrom?  sorry about my ice block.  you're iced, pull over.

try not to throw up.

[pissclams]

hey bro, welcome to kc, sounds like you have a great weekend in front of you.  guess what else you have...this 85 degree pineapple that's been in my pocket all afternoon.  sorry bro, iced.