there's a little tradition on clams farms (think roloff farms but way better) that when the hoops cats take on tcu, chili dogs are THE ONLY food served at the dinner table
in an effort not to obfuscate anyone, these dogs consist of-
pepperidge farm® - top sliced hot dog buns
hebrew natty dogs
mustard
armor can chili w/ beans
sharp cheddar cheese
here at the farm, we wash them down with milk but i'm sure some of you guys like a little more buzz in your drinks, wink wink
our post-meal dessert consists of oreos and milk