Gems from TexAgs

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Dear mr Sumlin

1. I will not call you coach b/c you are not one
2. you have superior talent on the field and consistently get beat by better coaches
3. after the 1st series your team does nothing...why b/c the other coaches adjust and you don't
4. you start the 2nd half with a penalty and kickoff from the 45 yard line. ball goes out of bounds...nothing gained.
5. you throw the ball on 3rd down when you have been running it successfully. the next 3rd down you run option into the boundary. then try a 52 yard field goal....and miss
6. nobody can stop # 11 or # 3. and on 3rd down, you run the option for a loss. then on 4th down, you throw it to ratley against their best cornerback.
7. you never get pissed at the ref's or defend our players.
8. your smug attitude is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
9. your not answering real questions when the media acutally ask tough questions..is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
10. your hair is stupid
11. you still have no defense. even with Chavis. wtf
12. you make $5mill a year and we still suck

that's all. please, all of you true Ag's, ridicule me for my grammar.

I didn't get this either. Could have possibly pinned us inside the 10.

[cfbandyman]

Dear mr Sumlin

1. I will not call you coach b/c you are not one
2. you have superior talent on the field and consistently get beat by better coaches
3. after the 1st series your team does nothing...why b/c the other coaches adjust and you don't
4. you start the 2nd half with a penalty and kickoff from the 45 yard line. ball goes out of bounds...nothing gained.
5. you throw the ball on 3rd down when you have been running it successfully. the next 3rd down you run option into the boundary. then try a 52 yard field goal....and miss
6. nobody can stop # 11 or # 3. and on 3rd down, you run the option for a loss. then on 4th down, you throw it to ratley against their best cornerback.
7. you never get pissed at the ref's or defend our players.
8. your smug attitude is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
9. your not answering real questions when the media acutally ask tough questions..is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
10. your hair is stupid
11. you still have no defense. even with Chavis. wtf
12. you make $5mill a year and we still suck

that's all. please, all of you true Ag's, ridicule me for my grammar.

I didn't get this either. Could have possibly pinned us inside the 10.

Agreed, the second they kicked it out of the back of the endzone, I my dad and I looked at each other and went "well they wasted that"

[SkinnyBenny]

If coaches switched sides before the game...

I think Snyder would have led the Ags tonight to an easy victory.

I used to think Sumlin was a mediocre coach. I now realize he is an awful coach.

Snyder wouldn't have coached the game. He would have had a heart attack with the talent he had and died before the game started. Maybe 1 or 2 guys at most on KSU offense that would start for ATM.

Gotta love the old talent argument.

[WildcatNation]

How in the hell do we lose to a mediocre team in the bottom of the barrel dumpster conference? We are in the SEC West for God's sake!!


Embarrrassing!

[EMAWzifried]

Gem from the reddit post Texas Bowl thread:


"Everyone's talking about Fournette and McCaffrey, no ones talking about how Myles Garrett skipped his bowl game."

[star seed 7]

[EMAWzifried]

I should ad from reading the reddit post-game thread that aTm is the most despised fan base in college football.

[bones129]

Gem from the reddit post Texas Bowl thread:


"Everyone's talking about Fournette and McCaffrey, no ones talking about how Myles Garrett skipped his bowl game."

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[Deez Nutz]

There is no other coach in the country who could have lost this game for A&M.  KSU's avg. recruiting rank over the last fiver years #63.  A&M #12.  No excuses.  A&M's #3's should beat this ****ty team.

 

Just like last year's bowl game.  One TD away from winning the damn game.

[DQ12]

Good *MORNING* Wildcat fans.  Dlew here to bring you the Gems from the Texags game thread.  I read 83 pages and ~3,000 posts so you don't have to!  Let's do it to it.

PREGAME

Kstate fans giving us looks when we chant SEC. I think they know what's coming

"you don't win 10 games without being a great football team" unless you are in the BDF.

LET'S GET TO THE ACTION! QUARTER 1

That lil ***** on kstate hits a slipping Ford, then stands over him and doesnt get a flag..wtF?

Get used to us stuntin

Jeez we are so much more talented than these guys.

TOUCHDOWN A&M

SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC

SEC SEC SEC!!!!!!

We look like a Big 12 offense when we play a Big 12 defense.

A few weeks ago A&M scored 39 points against LSU and ended up losing by 15 points. 

Where has this **** been against both miss schools ?

miss schools have SEC players. K State has big 12 players

Can we SEC chant yet

BDF, where defense doesn't exist.

Just wait til our defense gets on the field

KState defense is more garbage than ours

WRONG - DJT

What is the over/under on the number of times Myles gets held?

> or = to his number of tackles

Myles will most likely not make much of an impact as he gets held on every play.

I like where this is heading.  GONNA BE SOME GOOD GEMS, YOU GUYS.

How bad is Kstates offense, that they can't even get a first down on our defense.

We did get a first down on our opening drive, stupid.

What's up with the late hits by KSU??? The Wildcats are playing very chippy right now...

That's just BDF smashmouth football

bubbles work so well against BDF teams.

I love this BDF defense.

These bubble screens don't work against SEC. This best defense in the big 12 is looking like the cupcake games we played.

TOUCHDOWN WILDCATS ON AN ABSOLUTE STRIKE FROM CISCO TO BYRON "QUINCY MORGAN" PRINGLE

FURK

There is that wretched crew!

heh.  "wretched crew."  like "wrecking crew."  i like that.  we should call our d the Lynch Mope when they suck.

Damn good pass there.

That dude was fast...

BDF SPEED BABYYYY

Here at the game the KSU FANS are representing their team way better. Louder, more into it. This is sad.

And we don't even have nazis telling us when and how to cheer!

We still play bug12 football

You won 8 games in the SEC.  We're just better.

I'd come back with that same play to either Kirk or Reynolds against ksu's horrible pass D as soon as the Ags take over on O.

This guy is gonna be upset here shortly.

INTERCEPTION THROWN BY UNCONFIDENT LOSER TREVOR KNIGHT

Well hell!

That's it. My wife isn't getting any tonight!

teams going to fold.

They are not, sir.  They're going to keep fighting, and get really mad and talk crap after halftime.  They're going to mount a pretty impressive comeback effort and get very, very close to taking the lead late.  But in the end, they're going to come up short against a better team.

Only thing keeping us in this game is Kstate sucks worse than a grade C porn star.

So much for "SEC SEC SEC"

Knight is the biggest poon I've ever seen play college football. Kickers are less afraid of contact than Knight is.

This guy knows an unconfident loser when he sees one.

knight is not good how did we go 7-1 or whatever

You play against weak competition.

On the SEC chant:

Ags need to quit chanting that crap

I could not put more emphasis on this, makes us look weak that our only accomplishment is that we are in the sec

As opposed to all the other accomplishments A&M has amassed in recent history.

We have Sumlin, there is no prep. Just rap music, barbershop and weed.

Rap music! This led to a pretty fun discussion about race relations in the game thread FWIW.  Too convoluted to extract all the gems though.

2ND QUARTER

WOW!! Miss every offensive holding call

TOUCHDOWN KS of U

Freaking ridiculous. Kstate doesnt belong on the same field.

Yay. We suck again...oh wait, we have always sucked (except for 2012).

They REALLY hang on to 2012 like it was a dream season.  PSSSST: You guys went to the Cotton Bowl.  Good work and all, but like you didn't win your division and...it's just the Cotton Bowl. 

"You'll never compete in the SEC"

Looks like we can't even compete in the Big12 either

We are their bbiittcchh

We can only hope the abortion that is BDF will bail us out

The K-State QB is making our D look foolish and sluggish. ARGH!!!!!

Embarrassing. He just shoved Evans dick in the dirt

Chin up.  Happens to the best of them.

Defense just can't get off the holding penalties.

We just got punked by a slow white kid wearing a knee brace...

whoops, is that racist too?

He's really fast actually.

Wow their qb just shoved our defender down with one hand. We are so damn soft.

At least we have Myles's Garrett.

Myles's Garret

I didn't know Ertz was a Heisman finalist!

He wasn't...this year.

K State ranks #91 in total offense yet we make them look like world beaters.

I thought we had the #1 draft pick rushing the QB... seems like QB has plenty of time

If our defense is so gassed, why do run the hurry up offense?

HMMM...GREAT QUESTION

I knew our defense was bad, but I didn't know they were big 12 bad.

you gave up 54 points to LSU.  At home.

Some things never change. Myles getting held on every single play. Not a single penalty flag to be found.

Everything KState is bad at is working great today. Avg passing 150ypg. Already at 114
Kicker just had a 49 y field goal. How about that perfect pass for TD. Are they lucky or are we horrible?

We're just better than you, cuz.

Wtf is this side to side bull****

What happened to that "bubble screens work against BDF" stuff from earlier?

BDF-BDF-BDF...

this is so FKN embarrassing

That guy is outplaying Garrett big time.

That guy is a freshman.

Our Oline isn't smart enough to hold every ****ing play because it never gets called.

We are losing to a team with a bunch of no talent juco transfers coached by a guy I thought was dead 10 years ago.

I used to say we were the Red Sox of College Football. Then they won. Then I started saying we were the Cubs of College Football. Then they won.

.......we are the Aggies of College Football.

Have to love the obvious holding even when double teamed that they show in the highlight for Garrett tonight.

"But but but the BDF sucks lol! And the sips are terrible!"

Kansas state sucks and they are keeping up with A&M. This is embarrassing. What improvements have we made since going to sec.

"Keeping up"?  We were up 2 scores with the ball in A&M territory at this point.

Don't deserve to be in the SEC. Period.

Yes.  The thought of Texas A&M sullying Kentucky's and South Carolina's and Missouri's and Mississippi's and Mississippi State's and Arkansas's and Vanderbilt's and Georgia's good names! 

Kansas state is good

I want to snort this post.

I can't believe I'm saying we need K St offensive coordinator.

A&M holds K-State on 4th Down

Ernst goes down!

Way to go D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst!

HALFTIME IS HERE

...

Reynold just got TEA-BAGGED!!!!!!!!

kick his ass out of the game, their is no place for that ****, teach him a lesson

there is a place for that.

AND IT'S RIGHT ON YA BOY'S FACE!

Getting bullied by a big 12 team.

embarrassing

LOL he teabagged him. 15 yards dumbass.

UH OH! 

Starks is a *****. Typical bundle of sticks attitude

So we had a punk ass BDF team, a team that literally has about 2 guys that would start for us, teabag our best WR in the endzone.

Please tell me we respond.

I just honestly can't believe Reynolds just took it.

I can't think of anything worse than someone trying to tbag me. I want to play and punk those *****es right now.

When did K State get so dirty? Them dudes is thugs.

I use to think highly of LHC Bill Snyder but now after seeing how his players play, not so much.

Starting to feel like 2009 at KSU

Man I forgot about that game.  So we've beat them 4 in a row: '08 (LOGAN DOLD!), '09, '11 and now '16.  What a world.

I have seen them quit

I have seen them get drilled

I have seen total clusters

Never thought I would see an AM player get TBagged and take it.

No pride, no desire, ****ing soft

QUARTER 3

We are a weak ass SEC defense getting lit up by a weak ass Big 12 offense

Anyone else get sick of the Garrett dick sucking by the announcers when he hasn't done sh/t?

We could have run for 400 yards on these scrubs tonight.

Let's see...400 divided by 5.1 YPC..it would've taken A&M 78 plays to run for 400 yards.  They only ran 76 plays all night.  Data says they COULD NOT have run for 400.

GARRET LOSES A CONTACT

Now k-state has sunk to eye gouging.

****in dirty players

Seriously a thumb to the eye? That's Bush league.

If it's good enough for Rowdy Roddy Piper it's good enough for me.

f*** kstate and their dirty crap players

We're still gonna win this on talent.

KSU is dirty

Yep, they're really chippy and talkative.

That's what "swagger" is.

QUARTER 4

WIDE OPEN AGAIN - we can't cover for a MILLION DOLLARS!

In the case of LHC Bill Snyder, he's dominating at checkers while Sumlin is failing at chess.

Hm.  Astute point.  Never heard that before.

We are not in the Big 12 because they are so dumb and stupid and bad.... Yet, we are struggling against a Big 12 team.

LOL Ags are delusional we didn't win in the Big 12 either.

TRUE!

We don't have **** to say about the big 12 anymore.

They really meltdown and call for sumlin's head and so forth for a while. UNTIL...

TOUCHDOWN AGGIES

Maybe????? Maybe we'lol pull a win out???

Cue Josh Reynolds for the winning TD...

This is when we need a leader JFF bowl game style

Unfortunately you have an unconfident loser running the show.

Option on third down that didn't work

well that option sure didn't work

Stuffed by the Big 12 defense... Sumlin ball

This next play is the ballgame men... no first down = game over

Cue an inaccurate Knight throw on 4th down

We are about to win this game.

A&M LOSES

POSTGAME

There is no other coach in the country who could have lost this game for A&M. KSU's avg. recruiting rank over the last five years #63. A&M #12. No excuses. A&M's #3's should beat this ****ty team.

That does it. Glad we embarrassed a BDF team.

We just got dick slapped by the FKN BDF

****ing Kansas ****ing state just beat us

K-State fans chanting "We own Texas." Please make it stop.

Put the season in the books, we get beat by a big 12 team, and we're back to 8-5. We're officially forked.

SEC! SEC! SEC!

Would A&M have finished higher than 5th in B12?

Ertz is a SMART and WELL COACHED quarterback

The ****show is finally over. **** the BDF

We lost worse than the sips did

Congrats K state. We should never have accepted a bowl bid, even the scum bowl this was.

We don't have **** to say about the big xii

Lmao. We ARE a bdf team.

greg sankey should send us back. Embarassing.

Thanks but no thanks.  Go to hell.

Enjoy the off season fellas

[That_Guy]

What's, "BDF?"


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[Tobias]

lol

[Institutional Control]

I am eternally grateful to Dlew for that.

[MakeItRain]

If coaches switched sides before the game...

I think Snyder would have led the Ags tonight to an easy victory.

I used to think Sumlin was a mediocre coach. I now realize he is an awful coach.

Snyder wouldn't have coached the game. He would have had a heart attack with the talent he had and died before the game started. Maybe 1 or 2 guys at most on KSU offense that would start for ATM.

Gotta love the old talent argument.

I mean what the hell is wrong with their eyes? Did they miss Willis beating the hell out of their o line and our offensive skill players continually running past their crap defense. You can make the opposite argument, that wide receiver #11 is the only A&M player that looked like he could play for us but even at that position Pringle had the game's best play.

[Bloodfart]

What's, "BDF?"


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Big Dumpster Fire   

We lost worse than the sips did

What's a sip?

[Dr Rick Daris]

the whole we own texas thing never really stops being funny to me. I'm glad our fans that went to the game were able to break it out.

[WillieWatanabe]

that was great. thanks dlew.

[mocat]

f*** kstate and their dirty crap players is my favorite one

[ChiComCat]

That meme is absolutely delightful

[catastrophe]

Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....

Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.

Was non existent.

Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.

I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.

LOL, you're serious aren't you?

Tell me why not?

Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science.  It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.

We double teamed him.  All of the time.

That's all I was saying. If you double team him all the time, he isn't going to amount much.

Well that same thing can be said about 85-90% of NFL DE's.


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Yea, if the Garret thing proved anything, it was that A&M had no one else on their D-line worth a crap.  They knew we were either double teaming Garret or running to the right side and they still could not stop us.

[cfbandyman]

the whole we own texas thing never really stops being funny to me. I'm glad our fans that went to the game were able to break it out.

Agreed, we just keep beating Texas teams, the fun doesn't ever end.

[catastrophe]

Thanks for the gems, Dlew.  One of my favs:

Option on third down that didn't work

well that option sure didn't work

[bubbles4ksu]

thank you, dlew.

[The Big Train]

I enjoyed that very very much, thanks DLEW12!

[Gooch]

What's, "BDF?"


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Big Dumpster Fire   

We lost worse than the sips did

What's a sip?

Pretty sure that is a slam on UT(one of our multiple bitches in Texas). Tea sippers I believe.