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He woke from sleep later that night because he was thirsty.  He went to the kitchen and reached for a glass.  Nothing happened.  Because he doesn't have an ARM.

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I guess next time he's standing next to a cannon he will be ARMed with the knowledge that a gun can blow off your APPENDAGES.

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At least it wasn't his HEAD.

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Will be much more difficult to Aggieville rape/stab with just one ARM.

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Hope his mortgage isn't based on an ARM.











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I guess he thought the cannon needed some ARMor All.
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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looks like they found his missing appendage



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Luckily, no hARM was done to anyone else in the crowd.

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I heard the soldier was going to be sent to a fARM to rehabilitate.

He's no longer allowed to carry a hand gun.


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This dude just went to take a dump.  When he went to wipe his ass, nothing happend.  Because he has no ARM.  It's just gone.

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This dude just went to take a dump.  When he went to wipe his ass, nothing happend.  Because he has no ARM.  It's just gone.

you mean he didn't have anything to reach for the chARMin with??   :lol:


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Well, he definitely will have a tougher time chARMin the ladies!   :gocho:

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The guy's ARM is blown off  ;)

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The guy's ARM is blown off  ;)

doubtful bro.  doubtful.   :lol: 

see may post above.

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Bottomless well:

Kcnut

I wish if i didn't have this cerebral palsy that i would be a sniper cause it's would be good for my patience nature

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JFC, someone put that poor bastard out of his misery already.

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I need to learn to take a step back and take a deep breathe once in a while, especially talking sports... Wow

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Bottomless well:

Kcnut

I wish if i didn't have this cerebral palsy that i would be a sniper cause it's would be good for my patience nature
wow that's awesome.  i bet glenn beck would pay for him to get sniper lessons.


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Bottom to top:

Quote from: Doyel
@goodmanonfox That idiot who wrote the list is an embarrassment to you, me and my ancestors, most of whom are dead


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@greggdoyelcbs were deserving. Why don't you focus on your own job and let me do mine.

@greggdoyelcbs No, I don't represent anyone on that list. And I took input from over a dozen DI head coaches, all who felt the guys listed


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Good Lord that list idiot is an AGENT. Don't tell me -- you represent Joe Dooley and Larry Shaytt? Moron. Yeah, you @JasonBelzer

So why RT me? Idiot? RT @JasonBelzer: Real professional to insult me RT: @greggdoyelcbs The guy has Dooley at No1. He's an idiot

@JasonBelzer Goddamn, care enough to get crap right

@JasonBelzer You mispelled Larry Shyatt's name TWICE. And Joe Dooley is an idiot. Look at his mullet for god's sake


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Real professional to insult me over a list that is largely a matter of opinion RT: @greggdoyelcbs The guy has Dooley at No1. He's an idiot


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@goodmanonfox The guy has Joe Dooley at No. 1. He's an idiot. Both of 'em.

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zd54    RT @SeanCablinasian PODCAST - Texans linebacker Zac Diles @zd54 crushed it on the show earlier today.. http://bit.ly/cyTgdN Thanks Zac!

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Isn't that the dood that Jim Rome makes fun of?  I always kinda figured he was all sorts of weird looking.

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Last night:

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I need to learn to take a step back and take a deep breathe once in a while, especially talking sports... Wow

Tonight:

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Worst Baseball Game of my Life...

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That loss is on you Tony!!

I hope the #Cardinals are as pissed as I am. Tony LaRussa needs to get his head out of his ass and pull bad pitchers.

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Isn't that the dood that Jim Rome makes fun of?  I always kinda figured he was all sorts of weird looking.

Nah, that's the dude that has won 2 or 3 smack offs, he got his own show on a radio station that is the competitor of the Rome affiliate, so he isn't allowed on the air while employed there.