Author Topic: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread (Read 243648 times)

chum1 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:30:55 AM »

He woke from sleep later that night because he was thirsty. He went to the kitchen and reached for a glass. Nothing happened. Because he doesn't have an ARM.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:38:08 AM »

I guess next time he's standing next to a cannon he will be ARMed with the knowledge that a gun can blow off your APPENDAGES.

_33 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:39:38 AM »

At least it wasn't his HEAD.

Trim · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:44:16 AM »

Will be much more difficult to Aggieville rape/stab with just one ARM.

EllToPay · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:47:30 AM »

Hope his mortgage isn't based on an ARM.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2010, 08:48:14 AM »

I guess he thought the cannon needed some ARMor All.

pissclams · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2010, 09:12:59 AM »

looks like they found his missing appendage

OK_Cat · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2010, 09:37:22 AM »

Luckily, no hARM was done to anyone else in the crowd.

pissclams · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:40:15 AM »

I heard the soldier was going to be sent to a fARM to rehabilitate.

He's no longer allowed to carry a hand gun.

chum1 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:50:04 AM »

This dude just went to take a dump. When he went to wipe his ass, nothing happend. Because he has no ARM. It's just gone.

pissclams · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:52:45 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on June 11, 2010, 11:50:04 AM

This dude just went to take a dump. When he went to wipe his ass, nothing happend. Because he has no ARM. It's just gone.

you mean he didn't have anything to reach for the chARMin with??

Kat Kid · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:54:55 AM »

Well, he definitely will have a tougher time chARMin the ladies!

steve dave · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:58:52 AM »

The guy's ARM is blown off

Kat Kid · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:12:28 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 11, 2010, 11:58:52 AM

The guy's ARM is blown off

doubtful bro. doubtful.

see may post above.

Trim · « **Reply #39 on:** June 19, 2010, 06:16:39 PM »

Bottomless well:

Kcnut

I wish if i didn't have this cerebral palsy that i would be a sniper cause it's would be good for my patience nature

jtksu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 19, 2010, 07:12:37 PM »

JFC, someone put that poor bastard out of his misery already.

Trim · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:35:23 AM »

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Haverhill40

I need to learn to take a step back and take a deep breathe once in a while, especially talking sports... Wow

pissclams · « **Reply #42 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:11:18 AM »

Quote from: Trim on June 19, 2010, 06:16:39 PM

Bottomless well:

Kcnut

I wish if i didn't have this cerebral palsy that i would be a sniper cause it's would be good for my patience nature

wow that's awesome. i bet glenn beck would pay for him to get sniper lessons.

chum1 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:46:34 PM »

Bottom to top:

Quote from: Doyel

@goodmanonfox That idiot who wrote the list is an embarrassment to you, me and my ancestors, most of whom are dead

Quote from: Belzer

@greggdoyelcbs were deserving. Why don't you focus on your own job and let me do mine.

@greggdoyelcbs No, I don't represent anyone on that list. And I took input from over a dozen DI head coaches, all who felt the guys listed

Quote from: Doyel

Good Lord that list idiot is an AGENT. Don't tell me -- you represent Joe Dooley and Larry Shaytt? Moron. Yeah, you @JasonBelzer

So why RT me? Idiot? RT @JasonBelzer: Real professional to insult me RT: @greggdoyelcbs The guy has Dooley at No1. He's an idiot

@JasonBelzer Goddamn, care enough to get crap right

@JasonBelzer You mispelled Larry Shyatt's name TWICE. And Joe Dooley is an idiot. Look at his mullet for god's sake

Quote from: Belzer

Real professional to insult me over a list that is largely a matter of opinion RT: @greggdoyelcbs The guy has Dooley at No1. He's an idiot

Quote from: Doyel

@goodmanonfox The guy has Joe Dooley at No. 1. He's an idiot. Both of 'em.

powerof10 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:10:02 PM »

zd54 RT @SeanCablinasian PODCAST - Texans linebacker Zac Diles @zd54 crushed it on the show earlier today.. http://bit.ly/cyTgdN Thanks Zac!

jtksu · « **Reply #45 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:15:14 PM »

Isn't that the dood that Jim Rome makes fun of? I always kinda figured he was all sorts of weird looking.

Situ-injun · « **Reply #46 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:10:46 PM »

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ItsTheSituation Jus had 2 MIcky dees grilled chicken go wraps plain on way to hotel in limo , lil drive thru situation was needed !

Trim · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:39:00 PM »

Last night:

Quote from: Trim on July 06, 2010, 07:35:23 AM

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Haverhill40

I need to learn to take a step back and take a deep breathe once in a while, especially talking sports... Wow

Tonight:

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Haverhill40

Worst Baseball Game of my Life...

Trim · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:42:01 PM »

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Haverhill40

That loss is on you Tony!!

I hope the #Cardinals are as pissed as I am. Tony LaRussa needs to get his head out of his ass and pull bad pitchers.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #49 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:32:01 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 09:15:14 PM

Isn't that the dood that Jim Rome makes fun of? I always kinda figured he was all sorts of weird looking.

Nah, that's the dude that has won 2 or 3 smack offs, he got his own show on a radio station that is the competitor of the Rome affiliate, so he isn't allowed on the air while employed there.