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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2016, 09:13:56 AM »
Private student loans are tho. I hope I don't die for their sake.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2016, 09:17:58 AM »
Second son of a second son.  Married into a 3rd daughter of a 4th son.  I will get nothing and will never improve my station in life.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2016, 09:37:32 AM »
married money so its really their call.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2016, 10:16:18 AM »
debt is not inheritable

how frustrating for emo's father.
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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2016, 10:26:54 AM »
debt is not inheritable

how frustrating for emo's father.

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My dad really is a great guy but wow I could tell some stories to convince you otherwise. 

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2016, 11:02:25 AM »
first son of first son.  i didn't know i was slumming it with so many succession inferiors on this bbs. 


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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2016, 11:05:24 AM »
Maybe this can replace your college question for new people
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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2016, 11:59:02 AM »
Fourth son of a first son. Nothing but scraps.
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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2016, 12:16:38 PM »
Second of the first.  I am little finger'ing the crap out of it all while breath is still drawn.  My engineering scale and pencil are mightier than any sword.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2016, 12:19:53 PM »
First of a First, and I have a son and a daughter.

Obviously my son will want for nothing.

I am participating in this thread exclusively for guidance on the wisest approach for maximizing value of daughters.  TIA.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #60 on: December 06, 2016, 12:21:31 PM »
It's a new world Pete.  First daughters may be the new sons before it's your time.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #61 on: December 06, 2016, 12:41:58 PM »
I'd like my kids to go to an elite college.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #62 on: December 06, 2016, 01:02:30 PM »
I'd like my kids to go to an elite college.

Marry a woman with wealthy parents

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #63 on: December 06, 2016, 01:10:29 PM »
First of a First, and I have a son and a daughter.

Obviously my son will want for nothing.

I am participating in this thread exclusively for guidance on the wisest approach for maximizing value of daughters.  TIA.
Marry them off for a high price -- settle for nothing less than the family's fattest calf and noblest steed.


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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #64 on: December 06, 2016, 04:42:44 PM »
Second of first son. my older brother has four kids, all girls, and they are out of the procreation game.  I have two, also both girls. My Lebanese father in law half-jokingly scorns us with the Abu Banaat title, which is an Arab insult meaning "father of daughters."

Notably, my father was an only son and while his father had two brothers, one hung himself in the barn when he was a teenager and the other wasn't right in the head and died childless.

Long story short, if I don't crank out a son, the entire line dating back to the founding of the current "estate" dies with me.
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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #65 on: December 06, 2016, 04:44:32 PM »
That's a looming burden I must say there FR.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2016, 05:25:29 PM »
I'd like my kids to go to an elite college.

There's no such thing

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #67 on: December 06, 2016, 06:51:54 PM »
I'd like my kids to go to an elite college.

There's no such thing


India Institute of Technology is pretty rough ridin' Elite, bro.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #68 on: December 06, 2016, 07:19:23 PM »
First son of a first son, only one carrying the title. Lot of responsibility

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #69 on: December 06, 2016, 10:54:33 PM »
3rd son of a 1st son stumbled into merger with 1st daughter (and genesis of wealth) of a 2nd son
My 1st son is the second eldest male although my son is quite astute his cousin is a brute and could prove a worthy adversary.  Hear! Hear!
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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2016, 12:26:13 AM »
kk, i've actually been thinking a lot about my legacy in recent weeks.  as you know, i've eschewn the production of children, leaving me heirless.  what, then, to do with my estate?  it rests heavily on my mind.  i would not have it used in support of causes i despise, or to lessen the burden of individuals to whom god justly granted those very burdens.  it distresses.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2016, 07:57:47 AM »
My main goal right now is trying to prevent my first son from becoming a tyrant.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2016, 08:33:07 AM »
I am a first born son of a first born son. I will produce no heirs.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2016, 08:34:08 AM »
My main goal right now is trying to prevent my first son from becoming a tyrant.

I think I have decided that my legacy will be to help SonOfKK rule the world.

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Re: Line of succession thread
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2016, 06:14:01 PM »
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