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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2016, 03:21:54 PM »
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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2016, 03:47:26 PM »
i'm glad someone finally said something.  thanks clams.  sick and tired of seeing nothing but bathroom humor on this board, and to direct it at a bowl opponent that's lived in texas's shadow forever is really pretty lousy.  I know there are a lot of children on this board who don't remember our years as futility U so long ago, but our pre-Snyder days should be able to keep us humble and empathize with college football's biggest underdog: a&m.


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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2016, 03:49:52 PM »
I am not a child by any stretch but I sure can't remember when we were not far superior to Texas A&M in sports

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2016, 03:52:17 PM »
I am not a child by any stretch but I sure can't remember when we were not far superior to Texas A&M in sports
still, all opponents (besides the beakers! :chainsaw: ) deserve our respect.  that's the wildcat way.


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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2016, 03:52:53 PM »
This bowl match up has made me realize a mistake I made a while back.  I thought aTm was rebranded as Baylor like 12 yrs ago?  Did Baylor switch back, or are they separate teams?

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2016, 04:37:59 PM »
This bowl match up has made me realize a mistake I made a while back.  I thought aTm was rebranded as Baylor like 12 yrs ago?  Did Baylor switch back, or are they separate teams?

In like 1996 the Texas legislature split the school into 2.  Super religious but creepy pervs went to Baylor, A&M became the school for your really dumb/racist west texas jerkoffs.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2016, 04:39:36 PM »
Animal lovers  :thumbs:

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2016, 04:42:00 PM »
This bowl match up has made me realize a mistake I made a while back.  I thought aTm was rebranded as Baylor like 12 yrs ago?  Did Baylor switch back, or are they separate teams?

In like 1996 the Texas legislature split the school into 2.  Super religious but creepy pervs went to Baylor, A&M became the school for your really dumb/racist west texas jerkoffs.

I should add, both have sucked at sports if they do not cheat

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2016, 04:46:40 PM »
Splitting in two makes sense.  If you only take half your team and have to play as a whole, that would be tough.  It would also explain Baylor through the late '90s and early 2000s.  I thought they sucked super hard because they used to be aTm, but they were just playing with the riligious half of a previously shitty football squad.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2016, 04:51:45 PM »
Bear Bryant once coached there but they fired him when he wanted to recruit non-white players

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2016, 11:47:15 AM »
Animal lovers  :thumbs:


Seems pretty reckless to even have the dog out in the public if it is really at that much risk. IMO

and WOW those are some grade A weirdos.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2016, 11:56:20 AM »
Animal lovers  :thumbs:


Seems pretty reckless to even have the dog out in the public if it is really at that much risk. IMO

and WOW those are some grade A weirdos.

classic example of go emaw disrespect right here.  i'll jot down this poster's username and it will be handled internally


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #62 on: December 07, 2016, 11:58:14 AM »
The soldiers at the bottom of the square aren't keeping a very straight line. I wonder what the punishment for that was when they got back to the barracks.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2016, 11:58:46 AM »
The soldiers at the bottom of the square aren't keeping a very straight line. I wonder what the punishment for that was when they got back to the barracks.
They won't get to contribute to the "jar"

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #64 on: December 07, 2016, 12:00:04 PM »
Oh, my. Hopefully they don't have to make a withdrawal.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #65 on: December 07, 2016, 12:00:44 PM »
I don't want to drift into disrespectful territory, but the middle of that human barrier is probably a little funny smelling
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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2016, 01:23:15 PM »
You guys are being extremely disrespectful of the breadth of those soldiers heads. Sure, in a perfect world, where certain genetic traits could be either optimized or eradicated, the distance from the tip of the nose to the back of the head would be less than or equal to the distance from the front of the sternum to the crest of the butt cheek however not all these heroes were so fortunate. Since keeping their bodies pressed tight together is of the utmost import, the only option is to offset laterally.

Sorry these gentlemen are more concerned with protecting your freedom than they are about being genetically flawless. If it makes you feel any better, they recognize it's a problem and have been working on creating a master race for quite a while, but these things take time.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2016, 01:33:07 PM »
So do they believe the dog is divine? I notice the bald pseudo soldiers in the front and back clasp their hands in a prayerful manner. Not to be disrespectful, but I have heard the term "collie cult."

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2016, 02:06:20 PM »
What's up with the hair on the guy at the top left? 2%er?
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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2016, 02:28:41 PM »
Guys, I just found out something pretty incredible.  One of my cousins who went to Texas A&M got married over the summer to a guy who also went to Texas A&M and they are both coming up to the area for Christmas.  I didn't make it to the wedding so this will be the first time I've ever met the guy.

I'm preparing a list of questions for them as we speak.  If you have any additional questions you want me to ask them list them ITT.

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2016, 03:13:33 PM »
Is the dog their almighty lord? 

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2016, 03:14:08 PM »
Where do the dogs bury the used up soldiers and do they have a mini scoreboard too?

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2016, 03:14:31 PM »
What ritual is required when a dog has to be put down?

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2016, 03:15:11 PM »
Do ppl want to be yell leaders, or is it some sort of gimpesque forced servitude?

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Re: ATTENTION: PLEASE RESPECT ALL A&M FANS
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2016, 03:15:31 PM »
Why do they hate minorities so much?