Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 656614 times)

Institutional Control · « **Reply #4700 on:** February 27, 2018, 08:04:18 AM »

This seems like a guy who would have run into a school unarmed during a shooting.

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“I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball, the Red Cross Ball, in Palm Beach, Florida. And we had the Marines. And the Marines were there, and it was terrible because all these rich people, they’re there to support the Marines, but they’re really there to get their picture in the Palm Beach Post… so you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old—very wealthy man, a lot of people didn’t like him—he fell off the stage,” said Trump.

“So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red. And you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away. ‘Oh my God! This is terrible! This is disgusting!’ and you know, they’re turning away. Nobody wants to help the guy. His wife is screaming—she’s sitting right next to him, and she’s screaming.”

“What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room… they come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it’s all over their uniforms—they’re taking it, they’re swiping [it], they ran him out, they created a stretcher. They call it a human stretcher, where they put their arms out with, like, five guys on each side,” shared Trump.

“I was saying, ‘Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!’ The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say he’s OK,” said Trump, adding of the blood, “It’s just not my thing.”

michigancat · « **Reply #4701 on:** February 27, 2018, 09:29:06 AM »

I liked that someone used this as evidence that he would run into gunfire but the only eyewitness who was named basically called Trump a liar

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/968359182482145281

Phil Titola · « **Reply #4702 on:** February 27, 2018, 10:53:59 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 27, 2018, 09:29:06 AM

I liked that someone used this as evidence that he would run into gunfire but the only eyewitness who was named basically called Trump a liar

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/968359182482145281

OMG....he planted us gifts decades ago to enjoy today. What a guy.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4703 on:** February 27, 2018, 10:57:06 AM »

dodging the draft to own the libs

Institutional Control · « **Reply #4704 on:** February 27, 2018, 11:32:32 AM »

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/968165728737095680

treysolid · « **Reply #4705 on:** February 27, 2018, 08:06:43 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 27, 2018, 09:29:06 AM

I liked that someone used this as evidence that he would run into gunfire but the only eyewitness who was named basically called Trump a liar

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/968359182482145281

I like the sentence that says "Police say the attack was not reported."
I'm going to go ahead and guess that John Barron reported leaked that story to the paper.