I have always wondered about whether real tall guys have extra footage in their intestines or if they are in a straight line line and not in a kinked bundle. It would seem food would move through faster in a straight line. I hope xWhomper plays at least 10 minutes a game to relieve DJamer a spell. I was disappointed when we lost 5 whackahack fouls when Meatsaw hurt his foot. If Hot Horndog plays power forward, we will not have a good season.
