They should be animated statues. So, if BV takes us to the promise land, they can program it to say "I John Currie, King of all things Kstate, (as you kneel) do knight thee a warrior for Kansas State University, now rise and go slay a jayhawk." Or if we suck, "I john Currier ruined everything about Kstate and you do whatever mean things to my statue that you want and post it on goEMAW.