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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #526 on: November 10, 2017, 08:31:31 AM »
Makes sense with Origami Rose, but Tanking  :surprised:

Also, weird thread to post this in.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #527 on: November 10, 2017, 10:26:51 AM »
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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #528 on: November 11, 2017, 02:13:12 PM »
Osu is really making me scratch my head

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #529 on: November 11, 2017, 02:21:22 PM »
later, flowers
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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #530 on: November 11, 2017, 02:42:44 PM »
Why not go for two if your isu?

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #531 on: November 11, 2017, 03:10:52 PM »
Our offense so far today.   :facepalm:

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #532 on: November 11, 2017, 04:19:36 PM »
 Run well then abandon it

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #533 on: November 11, 2017, 04:32:18 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY eff THAT WAS THE WORST ONE YET.
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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #534 on: November 11, 2017, 04:33:07 PM »
Booooooooooo

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #535 on: November 11, 2017, 04:33:34 PM »
Was just going to say that. Coaching 100% cost us those 7 points.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #536 on: November 11, 2017, 04:41:49 PM »
Screen pass to your son for no other plausible reason than to pad his stats....resulting in an INT that cost us 7 points.  15 seconds left from the 35 and you call that play?  That is indefensible.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #537 on: November 11, 2017, 04:43:06 PM »
Not just 15 seconds left. Letting the clock run down 30 seconds and THEN calling that play.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #538 on: November 11, 2017, 04:45:07 PM »
Screen pass to your son for no other plausible reason than to pad his stats....resulting in an INT that cost us 7 points.  15 seconds left from the 35 and you call that play?  That is indefensible.

Yes, all of this.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #539 on: November 11, 2017, 04:46:54 PM »
I, for one, was surprised that wv opted to have their QB scramble in the backfield then throw up a hail Mary on the last play of the half, and I'm not sure how any reasonable person could have prepared for the possiblity that they might run a play similar to that

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #540 on: November 11, 2017, 04:47:06 PM »
Okay, so for posterity's sake, here's what just happened.


K-State is down 21-20 right at the end of the first half. We scored our previous TD with about 1:30 left in the half or so; kinda worrisome because they have shown a propensity to score fast. But NOPE! Our D comes up with its 4th turnover of the game with ~:45 left in the half! Holy crap, we're down one with nearly a minute and two timeouts left, and we have the ball at about our own 40 yard-line! What will we do??? Will we...A) Throw a few 8-10 yard outs, call time out, and kick a field goal right before half, B) play it safe and sit on it, content to take it to the lockerroom down one?  C) Do a weird hybrid where we simultaneously do both and neither, and end up with a dogshit result/?

If you said C, you are CORRECT!

Here's how it played out.

On 1st and 10 from our own 40, with 2TO left, we get sacked. Okay, fine, it happens. We should probably call one of our two timeouts so we can stop the clock, right? Nope, it seems since it's now 2nd and 14 from our own 36, we're just gonna let the clock run out. Okay, that works.

HEY WAIT, WE RAN ~25 SECONDS OFF THE CLOCK AND THEN DECIDED TO RUN A PLAY WITH LIKE 15 SECONDS LEFT? WHY???? Well, at least we're going to throw it downfield, right? Nope. Instead, we throw a.....screen pass?!? Oh and btw it got intercepted with 10 seconds left.

Ensuing play from scrimmage....10 seconds left, Will Grier eludes our laughable pass rush a la Bish vs. Ohio U., and then...well...a wide open WVU receiver catches it in the end zone.

Instead of us going up 23-21 or maybe even 27-21 right before half, our shitty, indecisive coaches, amidst a chorus of boos, led the team into the lockerroom down 28-20.

And we have to kickoff when we come out in the 3rd quarter.

Chip Kelly and the halftime crew were basically LOL'n at our shitty-ass coaches.


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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #541 on: November 11, 2017, 04:49:06 PM »
What an embarrassment.

And until that moronic sequence we were +4 in TO margin and still losing by 1.

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #542 on: November 11, 2017, 04:50:35 PM »
Boooooooooo

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #543 on: November 11, 2017, 04:52:43 PM »
I'm no great defensive mind, but can someone explain to me how we have 4 guys after quarterback, leaving 7 guys to cover, and yet have man-to-man coverage in the end zone?  With no time left?  Why are our linebackers guarding the 25 yard line in that situation?


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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #544 on: November 11, 2017, 04:52:56 PM »
SB that's all needed to be documented and I appreciate you for it, but I want so hard to forget that any of that just happened. I have a feeling that will be the case for this entire game

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #545 on: November 11, 2017, 04:54:16 PM »
All the BS they say about "Bill Teams" in the pre-game is completely gone now.  You also hear this crap from the old fans who would let him coach from his deathbed.

1. They don't beat themselves  :ROFL:
2. They don't have a lot of penalties   :'bye cruel world:
3. They play tough (see also hard nosed) football  :dunno:
4. They have great game plans  :curse:
5. They play smart football  :dubious:
6. Something about pinocchio  :buh-bye:

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #546 on: November 11, 2017, 04:54:36 PM »
I'm no great defensive mind, but can someone explain to me how we have 4 guys after quarterback, leaving 7 guys to cover, and yet have man-to-man coverage in the end zone?  With no time left?  Why are our linebackers guarding the 25 yard line in that situation?

It's hard to guard good receivers for over 10 seconds
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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #547 on: November 11, 2017, 04:55:08 PM »
I, for one, was surprised that wv opted to have their QB scramble in the backfield then throw up a hail Mary on the last play of the half, and I'm not sure how any reasonable person could have prepared for the possiblity that they might run a play similar to that
Maybe looking at the three plays they ran prior to that and realizing you were lucky as eff that any of those Hail Mary's didn't connect

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #548 on: November 11, 2017, 04:58:23 PM »
Wvu not running that exact same play on 4th

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Re: Terrible KSU Coaching Decisions Thread
« Reply #549 on: November 11, 2017, 04:59:36 PM »

Chip Kelly and the halftime crew were basically LOL'n at our shitty-ass coaches.

The entire WV coaching staff were laughing their asses off.