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« on: May 08, 2010, 02:29:17 PM »


Since it's becoming more and more apparent (if it wasn't already) that all the stuff about Mike Leach was a bunch of trumped up BS by a cry baby kid, a helicopter daddy and a bunch of school officials who didn't want to pay the guy . . . we can officially alleviate all shirt tuck/powerespect negativity towards such a move.



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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 04:06:50 PM »


Since it's becoming more and more apparent (if it wasn't already) that all the stuff about Mike Leach was a bunch of trumped up BS by a cry baby kid, a helicopter daddy and a bunch of school officials who didn't want to pay the guy . . . we can officially alleviate all shirt tuck/powerespect negativity towards such a move.



i stated a year or two ago that i would be willing to cut off a digit (finger/toe) if it meant that we could get him and keep him for seven to ten years.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 04:48:59 PM »
F*ck HCIW, he needs to be HC.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 05:14:21 PM »
i stated a year or two ago that i would be willing to cut off a digit (finger/toe) if it meant that we could get him and keep him for seven to ten years.

i'd kill a few hobos first.  see if that works.
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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 05:46:39 PM »
Head coach, HCIW .  .  .  whatever.  


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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 07:05:25 PM »
i stated a year or two ago that i would be willing to cut off a digit (finger/toe) if it meant that we could get him and keep him for seven to ten years.

i'd kill a few hobos first.  see if that works.
Drifters seem to be more popular.
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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 07:43:07 PM »
Theme for Riverfest this year is pirates.  :runaway:

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 09:10:08 PM »
Maybe we could find and kill a pirate drifter.  Seems like that would really get his attention and let him know we're not rough ridin' around.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 09:14:45 PM »
Leach strongly reminds me of Huggs.  Substitute a pirate fetish for a serious drinking problem and they're practically twins.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 09:18:40 PM »
Leach strongly reminds me of Huggs.  Substitute a pirate fetish for a serious drinking problem and they're practically twins.

Great comparison. Both could win anywhere.


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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2010, 02:37:58 PM »
i stated a year or two ago that i would be willing to cut off a digit (finger/toe) if it meant that we could get him and keep him for seven to ten years.

i'd kill a few hobos first.  see if that works.
Don't they do that in Lawrence?

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2010, 04:43:49 PM »
OMG. want.  :love:

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2010, 05:55:23 PM »
C'mon guys, quit dreaming. You know its Sean Snyder.  :grin:

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2010, 05:57:41 PM »
Due to the revenge factor, we'd be undefeated against TT while Leach is coaching.

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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2010, 05:20:05 AM »
Leach strongly reminds me of Huggs.  Substitute a pirate fetish for a serious drinking problem and they're practically twins.

i would guess he already has a serious drinking problem  :love:

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2010, 08:50:24 AM »
He was able to get kids to go to Lubbock, I'm sure he could recruit to Manhattan.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2010, 12:22:39 PM »
Maybe we could find and kill a pirate drifter.  Seems like that would really get his attention and let him know we're not fracking around.

I think it would be better to dress up like a pirate then kill a regular drifter.   Leach would come running if he sees that the Manhattan news is running with a story about pirates spreading fear while based out of Manhattan.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 01:03:46 AM »
completely on board with this.  after a requisite year off, OB should get the ball rolling on this.

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Re: HCIW . . .
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 10:23:07 AM »
Leach would get at least one rivalry.  Did Tech have rivals, or did the Horns / Aggies pretend like they weren't there?  Tech sure won enough games to be taken seriously, and surely Leach knows that could be the case here.

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 10:33:20 AM »
If he got recruits to Lubbock, he could definitely get them to Manhattan.

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 01:51:26 PM »
I think we should build him a huge pirate houseboat and dock it at Tuttle.  No way he walks away from an incentive like that.  Also, maybe remodel Vanier into with sort of pirate motif.  Maybe point some cannons out of the windows facing the field so he can shoot it at any FPs, TCs, etc who complain about concussion symptoms?

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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 01:53:31 PM »
Also, we must make sure the "no fat little girlfriends allowed" signs are hung outside the players locker rooms before he tours the facilities.  This is CRUCIAL.

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2010, 02:31:07 PM »
The Vanier balcony above the NEZ needs a plank.

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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2010, 04:44:46 PM »
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Leach would get at least one rivalry.  Did Tech have rivals, or did the Horns / Aggies pretend like they weren't there?
Tech and aTm have a very weird rivalry. I think there's more hate there than any rivalry in the NCAA.

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2010, 05:43:22 PM »
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Leach would get at least one rivalry.  Did Tech have rivals, or did the Horns / Aggies pretend like they weren't there?
Tech and aTm have a very weird rivalry. I think there's more hate there than any rivalry in the NCAA.

Yeah. This. I've seen KU and MU fans act more civil towards each other than this group.