Gardening Advice From 42Yardstick of goEMAW and Phog.net Obscurity

[The42Yardstick]

Always, always trim your lawn when crabs start showing up.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I visited the parents last week, and I gave them a diagonal checkerboard cut on their lawn (2 mowings).  Really opened some eyes with that.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

What about the crabs did they go away?

[Brock Landers]

Wait, is this code for something? 

Does lawn = pubes and crabs = crabs, or is this really lawn = grassy area by your house and crabs = crabGRASS??

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Woah, I guess I missed the boat on this one.  So I just want everyone to be clear I was talking about an actual grass lawn.  Cuz otherwise, wow.

[hillwalking03]

Hi.  I think I was supposed to meet some people here at 4 about some state legislator business, but I'm a little early.  Do you mind if I wait in the lobby for them to arrive?

[The42Yardstick]

Hi.  I think I was supposed to meet some people here at 4 about some state legislator business, but I'm a little early.  Do you mind if I wait in the lobby for them to arrive?

You're here about that Boeing thing right? Well, if you have crabs crawling across your jumbo jet, I suggest you hose it down with a nice chemical wash

Back to gardening! When your hoe starts moving away from where it's supposed to be, it is advisable that you slap the hoe to keep it in line.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I have found in my gardening experience that when keeping your bush well trimmed a sharp trimmer is neccesary so that you do not knick the twigs and berries.  That would be unsightly!

[hillwalking03]

Is it ok to do it year round, or should you let the bush fill in for the winter?  Also, is this an activity I can let my wife handle on her own, or should I take initiative and do it myself?

[The42Yardstick]

Is it ok to do it year round, or should you let the bush fill in for the winter?  Also, is this an activity I can let my wife handle on her own, or should I take initiative and do it myself?

A neatly trimmed bush is always something that your neighbors, co-workers and pool boy will want to see.

[yoga-like_abana]

Is this a phog joke?

[Pete]

Always, always trim your lawn when crabs start showing up.

Canadian guy I know has addressed this issue. 

[pissclams]

i have a friend that got a yeast infection in his mouth when in mexico on spring break from eating a girl out. 

what does this have to do with this thread?  keep an eye out for yeast.

[WillieWatanabe]

i like bread.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

i have a friend that got a yeast infection in his mouth when in mexico on spring break from eating a girl out. 

what does this have to do with this thread?  keep an eye out for yeast.

wut?  The smell should have clued him in!  And why was she baking bread in her crotch?  This is the kind of yeast you were talking about right?  Otherwise that's just gross.