Best vending machine food

[j rake]

Shock tarts in a vending machine?

[PowercatPat]

Animal Crackers.

[Dirty Sanchez]

If they don't have these (they usually don't) I go for:


despite how messy they are

^this, except jalapeno.

[Dugout DickStone]

Those Andy Capp things were good but vending machines are disgusting.  There are 4 at work including a frozen foods one.  I don't touch them except the soda/juice/Gatorade one cuz it's FREE!

[j rake]

Are you referring to Andy Capp "hot fries" ? 

[EuroCat]

Combos.

You can't get Combos in vending machines.

swear i've seen in em in an Enid, OK vending machine.

Enid, OK is known as the vending machine capital of the world. I should know, i use vending machines.

[j rake]

This thread is getting polluted by lies.

Japan is the vending machine capital of the world.

[Dugout DickStone]

Are you referring to Andy Capp "hot fries" ? 

Those the ones.   

[Alvin.Josh2]

It is not actually a dirty food we get from the vending machines. How can it be if they are well sealed in their plastics? The only thing here is it starts to get spoiled if it will be stocked for a long time in this machine. The taste will be different if they are not disposed at once.

[Saulbadguy]

food from vending machines seem dirty to me.

No not really a dirty food in a vending machine. For me food from vending machine is safe there's no dust coming from the outside. It is because it is seal totally lock from the inside.

I nominate this post of the year.