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Offline jtksu

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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2016, 11:46:40 PM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on September 02, 2016, 11:43:42 PM
I think he had his eyes closed when he threw his touchdown, so that is kind of impressive.

The last he time he threw a TD was against Corntown Highschool that featured an actual scarecrow playing safety.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2016, 11:49:07 PM »
Quote from: chum1 on September 02, 2016, 11:42:23 PM
Quote from: ksupamplemousse on September 02, 2016, 11:39:23 PM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.

Being able to throw the ball without knowing when to throw it or who to throw it to.

Essentially.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2016, 01:07:47 AM »
sounds like he is pretty salty at video games, issued a FIFA challenge on the pregame
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2016, 01:11:10 AM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 02, 2016, 11:14:30 PM
Heave the ball out of bounds

He doesn't do that well at all u dumbass
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2016, 01:36:43 AM »
Quote from: chum1 on September 02, 2016, 11:42:23 PM
Quote from: ksupamplemousse on September 02, 2016, 11:39:23 PM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.

Being able to throw the ball without knowing when to throw it or who to throw it to.

Pretty much sums it up.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2016, 03:23:49 AM »
Ertz will be fine


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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2016, 06:02:13 AM »
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2016, 07:02:41 AM »
He did appear to have his shoe laces  properly tied ...... although I guess someone could have tied them for him... jury out on this one...
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2016, 07:40:35 AM »
Quote from: MahatmaGwangi on September 03, 2016, 06:02:13 AM
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.

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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2016, 07:42:22 AM »
Quote from: MahatmaGwangi on September 03, 2016, 06:02:13 AM
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.

I don't know how to feel that you registered a new account at 5:50am to make this post.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2016, 07:45:17 AM »
He did the best he could considering he has a mongoloid for a QB coach.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2016, 08:01:07 AM »
He made Hubener look good :sdeek:
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2016, 08:07:07 AM »
I've been done blaming players long ago.  Ertz is who he is and coached to play the way he does, good luck man.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2016, 08:15:23 AM »
Throws a tight spiral
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2016, 08:19:29 AM »
He's really good at making me pine for a Carson Coffman at QB.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2016, 08:35:23 AM »
he's fast. he gets crampy or hurt always. he throws with low/medium accuracy. he has happy feet. hopefully some of this stuff improves with experience. he's just one part of the team that's not talented though. we have plenty of others.
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2016, 09:29:28 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 03, 2016, 08:35:23 AM
he's fast. he gets crampy or hurt always. he throws with low/medium accuracy. he has happy feet. hopefully some of this stuff improves with experience. he's just one part of the team that's not talented though. we have plenty of others.

maybe you didnt see that fade route he put in a shoe box?
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2016, 09:59:35 AM »
He held on to the ball a lot. Were our receivers just super shitty at getting open or what?

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List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2016, 10:04:21 AM »
He is a lot better at sliding than I thought he would be
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2016, 10:04:42 AM »
He catches the ball in the shotgun v well
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2016, 10:21:53 AM »
Garner votes for team captain
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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2016, 11:40:54 AM »
Quote from: PIPE on September 03, 2016, 08:01:07 AM
He made Hubener look good :sdeek:

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Re: List of things Ertz does well
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2016, 11:41:56 AM »
He's pretty good at being terrified to get hit.
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