Author Topic: HEADLINES: STANFORD EDITION (Read 3737 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** August 31, 2016, 06:49:43 PM »

FOURTHMEAL'D
McCaffery Chews Through 'Cat Defense Late Last Night
in the Land of Taco Bell; 48-17 Cardinal Romp

That_Guy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:30:05 PM »

DeCaffitated!

'Cats D rips the head off of Heisman hopeful, McCaffrey in a huge blow-out win for K-State 42-3.

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The Big Train · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:54:04 PM »

Ripped!
Sean Parker rips shirt off and charges field which is exactly what he did to the music industry after Cats score 7th TD in fastest streamed game in planets history

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2016, 08:22:20 PM »

TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND AMERICA NOTICES

Record high audience watches on FS1 as unranked K-State knocks off #7 Stanford, 34-24.

PHOTO: Tiger watches from sidelines as his father Earl's Cats dismantle his alma mater in the Woods Bowl.

tdaver · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2016, 09:31:18 PM »

Hungry Cats chew up, spit out Big Mac
KSU Defense contains Heisman hopeful in 30-10 upset victory

cfbandyman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2016, 09:45:51 PM »

TIMBER! K-STATE KEEPS SAWING WOOD, SURPRISES STANFORD 27-20
ERTZ THROWS FOR 2 TDs, PRINGLE WITH 1 TD RECEPTION, MCCAFFREY HELD TO JUST 55 YARDS ON 25 CARRIES

cfbandyman · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2016, 09:49:01 PM »

NOT THE FARM! K-STATE WINS HUGE ON STANFORD 45-7
STANFORD BET THEIR FARM, UNIVERSITY NOW HAVING TO MOVE IN WITH PARENTS AFTER ERTZ HUMILIATES STANFORD WITH 4TD PASSES AND RUSHES FOR 150 YARDS

puniraptor · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2016, 10:00:58 PM »

NOT THAT CHALLENGING
KSTATE DEFEATS STANFROD WITH NO SPECIAL EQUIPMENT REQUIRED TO TRAVERSE ANY TECHNICAL CREVASSES, BASICALLY JUST A HIKE

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2016, 10:05:31 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2016, 10:18:53 PM »

How about playing a little defense,
you ever hear of that one Stanford?
K-State upsets Pac-12 powerhouse 38-20

Tobias · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2016, 10:44:57 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 31, 2016, 10:00:58 PM

NOT THAT CHALLENGING
KSTATE DEFEATS STANFROD WITH NO SPECIAL EQUIPMENT REQUIRED TO TRAVERSE ANY TECHNICAL CREVASSES, BASICALLY JUST A HIKE

holy crap

scottwildcat · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2016, 10:45:10 PM »

Manhattan High Wins big

____the fold_____

K-State loses by 20 in a game nobody watches

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 01, 2016, 08:30:07 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on August 31, 2016, 10:45:10 PM

Manhattan High Wins big

____the fold_____

K-State loses by 20 in a game nobody watches

You're really trying too hard to be edgy these days. Watching your transformation is kinda sad. TRIES. TOO. HARD. TOO. BE. EDGY!

SCOTTWILDCAT, ONCE A YOUTHFUL PUP FULL OF HOPE, ENTERS REAL WORLD, FINDS OUT IT ISN'T ALL RAINBOWS AND TURTLE DOVES. LOSSES BBS BATTLE AGAIN!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #13 on:** September 01, 2016, 08:42:31 AM »

Goddamnit puni.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2016, 08:47:56 AM »

Heisman Hopes Dashed as Cats take Stanford on a Drive to Chanute
John Currie caught celebrating with his fly down, what a dork!

ben ji · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2016, 08:55:07 AM »

CARDINAL SHOCK!!!
Jesse Ertz proves he is a complete badass scoring 4 TD's in the Katz 42-12 victory over #8 Stanford. Stanford Alum Rob Ford turns over in grave

catastrophe · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2016, 09:49:31 AM »

ERTZ, DONUT

Sisco Kid loses leg in First Quarter, pounds Stanford D into submission hobbling for 200 yards on 25 carries. Cats win big 45-3.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2016, 10:12:34 AM »

PANTY DROPPER
Jesse Sisco Ertz makes the women and men in attendance wet their thongs with excitement after passing for 300 yards and rushing for 150+ in 47-9 thrashing of Stanford.
Heisman hopeful Christian McCaffery left to drink Bum Wines on the sideline in second half

Benja · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2016, 02:52:45 PM »

More like Stan-fraud
It Ertz so good
Cats win.

Gooch · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2016, 03:08:35 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 31, 2016, 07:54:04 PM

Ripped!
Sean Parker rips shirt off and charges field which is exactly what he did to the music industry after Cats score 7th TD in fastest streamed game in planets history

That's Sean Parker?

That is a far cry from Justin Timberlake.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2016, 03:22:13 PM »

Stanford Dis-Banded
Cats battle through stinging halftime insult to beat the Cardinal 29-23

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2016, 03:33:18 PM »

ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP. PRINGLE HUGE IN BLOWOUT VICTORY FOR THE CATS.

Byron Pringle used Stanford's defense as a human cum dumpster on Friday night, shedding a record high of 350 yards receiving. .....

TownieCat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2016, 03:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 01, 2016, 08:47:56 AM

Heisman Hopes Dashed as Cats take Stanford on a Drive to Chanute
John Currie caught celebrating with his fly down, what a dork!

A lot of good headlines in here but this is #1

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2016, 07:32:53 PM »

20 MINUTES OF ACTION
K-State Fights Mightily For First Quarter, Wilts Midway Through Second As Stanford Lazily Backstrokes To An Easy Opening Win

mocat · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2016, 01:55:02 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 31, 2016, 10:18:53 PM

How about playing a little defense,
you ever hear of that one Stanford?
K-State upsets Pac-12 powerhouse 38-20

omg