Donald Jaun Drumpf is so rough ridin' stupid that History is beyond his keen.
His Grandpa was a Draft dodger and a Pimp. His Daddie was a Kluxer, he lusts after his own daughter while being sued multiple times as a Racist.
Even now, with Combustible Heart Failure, I'd beat the Summitch with a sand wedge. Or better yet, shoot him in the face with paint ball pellets until he told the truth about everything.