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Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« on: August 25, 2016, 09:29:54 AM »
I once lived in a basement apartment on moro.  One time I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and a wolf spider crawled onto my bare foot.  :horrorsurprise:

BTW, lets please keep this thread to only wolf spiders.  If you have a story about another type of spider please start another thread.


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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2016, 09:32:54 AM »
One time a wolf spider got under the radiator and when I looked under with a flashlight I could see his eyes shining back at me.  :sdeek:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2016, 09:33:57 AM »
have you ever seen a wolf spider carrying around its babies _33?

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2016, 09:40:43 AM »
have you ever seen a wolf spider carrying around its babies _33?

Not in person.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2016, 09:41:19 AM »
One time, while attacking a wolf spider with a 3 Wood, I broke the lamp.  :frown:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2016, 09:41:19 AM »
me neither, it seems terrifying :eek:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2016, 09:43:52 AM »
me neither, it seems terrifying :eek:

Google image search confirms your suspicions about it being terrifying.   :eek:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2016, 09:44:13 AM »
My dad built this wooden box in which he would keep firewood for our basement fireplace.  He kept it under the deck.  One time he told me to go get some more wood so I opened that box and out jumped this rough ridin' spider that was the size of a catcher's mitt.  eff your box dad you get the wood. 

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2016, 09:45:39 AM »
So is it a wolf looking spider or a spider looking wolf? Which is scarier?
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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2016, 09:48:17 AM »
My dad built this wooden box in which he would keep firewood for our basement fireplace.  He kept it under the deck.  One time he told me to go get some more wood so I opened that box and out jumped this rough ridin' spider that was the size of a catcher's mitt.  eff your box dad you get the wood. 

omg good WSS (wolf spider story).

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2016, 09:49:05 AM »
Every time there was a new wolf spider sighting my wife would wear her snow boots until it was confirmed dead.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2016, 09:54:08 AM »
So is it a wolf looking spider or a spider looking wolf?

No one knows.  Scientists best guess is that a wolf mated with a dinosaur spider hundreds of years ago and this is the result.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2016, 09:55:40 AM »
That's the only wolf spider I've ever seen.  You must have a lot of wolf spiders.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2016, 09:58:40 AM »
One time I heard a wolf spider running.   :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2016, 10:28:12 AM »

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2016, 10:39:59 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2016, 10:46:55 AM »
This little beauty is known as The Huntsman.  They are from Australia but someone recently told me they have made their way into Kansas/Oklahoma.
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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2016, 11:03:48 AM »
Doesn't look like a wolf spider.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2016, 11:58:15 AM »
It has been brought to my attention via PM that some posters in this thread are posting posts not related to wolf spiders and their stories. I will not reveal who PM'd me because they requested anonymity so I will respect their wishes.  To the people posting non wolf spider related posts, I will refer you to the first post in this thread stating that it is a wolf spider thread only.  There are plenty of other spider threads for other types of spiders and insects.  Remember that you signed an agreement when signing up for this forum to abide by all forum rules and those rules include not hijacking threads.  I have not as yet notified the mods but I will not hesitate to do so if I feel that is the best option to rectify this situation.  Thank you and so that I am not in violation of forum rules I will now share a Wolf Spider related story:

One time there was a wolf spider on the bathroom floor when I was getting out of the shower so I just stayed in the shower for like an hour until it left.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2016, 12:10:26 PM »
We have a wolf spider that lives in our walkout basement area.  His name is Fred.  Go Cats!
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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2016, 01:05:36 PM »
In some circles the huntsman is known as the Australian wolf spider. 
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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2016, 02:51:31 PM »
My uncle told me that you should let wolf spiders live in your house because they kill other spiders and bugs.  I said yeah good idea and let me go get a shark to live in the swimming pool to take care of the toad problem no thanks.

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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2017, 02:48:46 PM »
_33, this bad boy is chillin in my pond - can you confirm if Wolf Spider or what


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Re: Wolf Spider Stories from _33 (and others)
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2017, 02:59:10 PM »
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