Author Topic: Cargo Pants Ban (Read 3482 times)

renocat · « **on:** August 25, 2016, 07:26:59 AM »

Wall Street Journal is advertising this. I could support it.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2016, 07:28:23 AM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:39:17 AM »

This is the only way I'd get involved in an armed insurrection

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:42:38 AM »

You can take my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead lower body #comeandtakeit

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:47:46 AM »

Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:50:27 AM »

I will be 80 yrs old and still rocking cargos. They are too damn convenient. Sorry not sorry.

That said, if technology evolves where money is no longer a physical thing at all and my phone is imbedded in my ear canal or something, I feasibly could just go bottomless, which is fine too. Until that time, cargos are king.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:56:51 AM »

I need cargo shorts legal so I can identify certain people

Tobias · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:57:48 AM »

non card holder here

star seed 7 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2016, 08:59:56 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 08:47:46 AM

Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.

Slippery slope

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:18:54 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 25, 2016, 08:59:56 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 08:47:46 AM
Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.

Slippery slope

It's predictable how it will go. These people that know nothing about cargo pants will draft this ban and the language will be open to all sorts of loop holes. It most certainly won't cover shorts. It'll probably only cover one color (khaki). And we'll still be able to buy all sorts of pants that aren't functionally any different than genuine cargo pants.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:35:05 AM »

That's what the cargo grabbers want you to think. The first thing hitler did was to ban extra pockets on jews clothes. Wake up sheeple!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #11 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:41:13 AM »

See, there's part of the problem. Define "extra." Lord knows the law won't actually define it. That's loophole numero uno right there.

"See here, this'un is fer me cell phone, this'un is fer meh wallet, this'un is fer my 2nd amendment right, this'un is fer my other 2nd amendment right. Ain't no extras."

Tobias · « **Reply #12 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:45:11 AM »

cargo pants are "high capacity"

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #13 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:47:05 AM »

People will just strap pockets to their existing pants. Think about it.

Tobias · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:48:40 AM »

illegal mod?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:52:34 AM »

It's not a pocket, it's an "inferolateral fanny pack." Completely legal.

CNS · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2016, 10:05:12 AM »

The Fanny Pack lobby is obviously behind this is flooding congress with anti cargo pants money.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2016, 10:14:55 AM »

I think it's actually the cargo pants people. Once news broke of an impending ban sales are up 200%.

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2016, 10:17:01 AM »

Maybe the camo ones.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2016, 10:57:20 AM »

I open carry and that is my c-amendment right #cA

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2016, 11:41:02 AM »

I think I have those same hi-cap shorts.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2016, 11:44:09 AM »

Ban me then.

#cargoforlife #shortsorpants

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2016, 12:47:33 PM »

Shorts inspection and licensing bureau franchise, blam!

renocat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2016, 02:21:46 PM »

I just yagoogled school and cargo pant & shorts. School systems Santa Fe and Springfield have bans against kids wearing them. It appears that they are equated with gangs.

CNS · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2016, 02:33:24 PM »

If so, I am OG as eff

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Author Topic: Cargo Pants Ban (Read 3482 times)

The Big Train