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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2010, 11:20:10 AM »
Is Tysyn Caucasian or African-american? I could never figure it out.

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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2010, 11:22:50 AM »
Is Tysyn Caucasian or African-american? I could never figure it out.

He's hott is what he is.  :love: :love:
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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2010, 11:40:22 AM »
Is Tysyn Caucasian or African-american? I could never figure it out.

There aren't seperate species of humans bro.  Any human being can breed with any other human of the opposite sex.  You'd be amazed at the crazy mixed up combinations you can get.

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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2010, 11:41:31 AM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2010, 11:42:31 AM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

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« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2010, 11:45:34 AM »
Is Tysyn Caucasian or African-american? I could never figure it out.

He has transcended race.  He has a brother on the team as well if that is helpful :dunno: : Frank

Here's Tysyn's father: Kerry Henderson

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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2010, 11:46:00 AM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

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« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2010, 12:08:03 PM »
they all look pathetically kansan.  it's like all 3 are dressed head to toe in imaginary baggy denim.
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« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2010, 12:33:38 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2010, 01:35:24 PM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

Well if Fitz was here he could probably troll for some twit pics and facebook photos, post her hours and place of employment and encourage everyone to report back with all of the details.

I guess we just aren't that creepy. :dunno:

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« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2010, 01:57:44 PM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

Well if Fitz was here he could probably troll for some twit pics and facebook photos, post her hours and place of employment and encourage everyone to report back with all of the details.

I guess we just aren't that creepy. :dunno:

No doubt

OT - If you can get some of those pictures of Tysyn I know a Canadian guy that would like to see them :love:

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« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2010, 02:06:52 PM »
i've done some brief independant analysis of the particular photo in questions (tysyn photo), and have decided that every wardrobe critique that has been issued against him is do to the lense distorting the image or whatever. it's like those mirrors that are in fun houses that we all frequent that can make a tall person look short and fat or something of that nature. this baby has now been put to bed. night, night sweet prince. and by prince i mean tysyn and by bed i mean my bed. tonight.  :surprised:

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« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2010, 02:13:41 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2010, 02:20:50 PM »
Update:  He smelled of spring rain and fine leather.

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« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2010, 02:25:50 PM »
Smoller (the next VOTW) looks incredible though.

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« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2010, 02:44:12 PM »
wow. just wow. here is the deal, re: his clothes...it just doesn't matter. he's still in college and dresses better than 90% of his counterparts and looks better than 99.9% of them while doing it. lots of old married guy jealously going on in this thread. maybe you guys should just stick to home depot runs on the weekend and leave looking amazing to tysyn. it's about time to lay down that second line of crabbgrass preventer anyway.

Crap is it time for the second round already? 

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« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2010, 04:29:05 PM »
wow. just wow. here is the deal, re: his clothes...it just doesn't matter. he's still in college and dresses better than 90% of his counterparts and looks better than 99.9% of them while doing it. lots of old married guy jealously going on in this thread. maybe you guys should just stick to home depot runs on the weekend and leave looking amazing to tysyn. it's about time to lay down that second line of crabbgrass preventer anyway.

Crap is it time for the second round already? 

no clue. i don't actually have a yard so i just make up yard stuff. not even 100% sure if crabgrass is a real thing or not.   :dunno:

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« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2010, 04:34:17 PM »
wow. just wow. here is the deal, re: his clothes...it just doesn't matter. he's still in college and dresses better than 90% of his counterparts and looks better than 99.9% of them while doing it. lots of old married guy jealously going on in this thread. maybe you guys should just stick to home depot runs on the weekend and leave looking amazing to tysyn. it's about time to lay down that second line of crabbgrass preventer anyway.

Crap is it time for the second round already? 

no clue. i don't actually have a yard so i just make up yard stuff. not even 100% sure if crabgrass is a real thing or not.   :dunno:

It is.  That's why I have dandelions to snuff the stuff out.  :cool:

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« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2010, 04:37:03 PM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

Well if Fitz was here he could probably troll for some twit pics and facebook photos, post her hours and place of employment and encourage everyone to report back with all of the details.

I guess we just aren't that creepy. :dunno:


If wanting a better pic of the girl is creepy, oh well.  Don't care about the stats you mention.

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« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2010, 05:38:05 PM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

Well if Fitz was here he could probably troll for some twit pics and facebook photos, post her hours and place of employment and encourage everyone to report back with all of the details.

I guess we just aren't that creepy. :dunno:


If wanting a better pic of the girl is creepy, oh well.  Don't care about the stats you mention.

You hear that, KK? Get your stats straight!

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« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2010, 05:39:47 PM »
Pedestrian analysis of wardrobe here.  You all flunked the test by criticizing the lack of profile shot of the babe.

Make that failing to criticize the lack of a profile shot of the babe.

Well if Fitz was here he could probably troll for some twit pics and facebook photos, post her hours and place of employment and encourage everyone to report back with all of the details.

I guess we just aren't that creepy. :dunno:


If wanting a better pic of the girl is creepy, oh well.  Don't care about the stats you mention.

You hear that, KK? Get your stats straight!

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« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2010, 08:48:57 PM »
she looks like a real bombshell.  him, he looks like a skinny, poorly dressed mongloid.


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« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2010, 10:29:10 PM »
I think it would be nice to have a yard made entirely of dandelions.  Like the whole thing.  Seems like it would be very easy to care for.  I mean, I try like hell to kill the motherfuckers, just imagine how well they would grow if I wasnt trying to kill them all the time.

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« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2010, 10:37:34 PM »
I think it would be nice to have a yard made entirely of dandelions.  Like the whole thing.  Seems like it would be very easy to care for.  I mean, I try like hell to kill the motherfrackers, just imagine how well they would grow if I wasnt trying to kill them all the time.
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« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2010, 10:40:54 PM »
I sense some jealousy of my dandelion yard idea!  It's cool dude, we dont live in the same neighborhood, so you can have a dandelion yard too.  Also, if you do live in the same neighborhood as me, you're gonna have a dandelion yard soon, like it or not.