I would like to introduce the theory that Fatty Fat Fat was not the sole author of the nearly 30,000 posts attributed to him on KSUfanz.com. Due to about three years of observation and some in-depth research on the matter, it would seem more likely that Fatty Fat Fat is actually a group of posters contributing under the same non de plume.
This would explain the schizo/bipolar nature of many of the threads (all of them) he posted in on that site. This would explain how was actually able to graduate and move to California despite obviously being in front of his computer refreshing KSUfans.com 22.7 hours each day. This would explain why he hated me so much on Tuesday's and we were bbsbffs on Fridays.