LOL completely out of order, Ofc. D.
First it would be:
Where did you go to school?
Then I would broach the subject of college football. If they like Rutgers football, I would rap about Greg Schiano and the 2007 season and about how I think Rutgers played the first ever college football game. Then talk about their transition to the Big 10.
If they're not into CFB or that conversation runs dry, THEN you get into majors and minors, occupation, whether they attended a public or private high school, yearly income and so on and so forth.
SMDH.