Author Topic: crossfit (Read 2968 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** June 15, 2016, 11:36:35 AM »

I mean total dorks, right?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:41:37 AM »

confirmed

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:42:39 AM »

hey watch me flip this tire bro!

uh, ok?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:43:23 AM »

wanna count how many airhump pull-ups i can do until i rip my shoulders out of their sockets?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:46:34 AM »

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:49:20 AM »

First rule of crossfit is, you always talk/post about crossfit. amirite?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:51:17 AM »

agreed, big nerds

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:55:21 AM »

isn't it all just like a big warehouse or something with tires and chinup bars? I don't get it. kind of maybe seems like an excuse for a bunch of roided up pervs to put on short shorts and lift heavy things around other roided up short short wearing pervs. do people pay money to go or do they all just find each other in a chatroom and then track down an abandoned warehouse and squat on it?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2016, 11:56:56 AM »

money, they pay lots of money to a fat alcoholic who "invented" it.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:11:03 PM »

Crossfit is gopo

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:16:24 PM »

I'm happy it makes them feel better about themselves tho.

Good for them.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:20:45 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 15, 2016, 12:16:24 PM

I'm happy it makes them feel better about themselves tho. Good for them.

yeah. It seems to be a pretty victimless crime. just a bunch of horned up 35 years olds itching to get together and throw some car tires around from what I make of it.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:21:43 PM »

Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.

michigancat · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:23:02 PM »

No one has ever talked to me about crossfit.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:24:21 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 15, 2016, 12:21:43 PM

Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:25:06 PM »

There was a bartender at the failed aggiestation complex that was really into it. She's freaking jacked, totally jelz

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:25:47 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on June 15, 2016, 12:25:06 PM

There was a bartender at the failed aggiestation complex that was really into it. She's freaking jacked, totally jelz

which one was that?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:26:17 PM »

"hey bro. me and Matt Stephenson's exwife are going to go to a dungeon room with a bunch of black walls and lift heavy objects for an hour. want to pay thirty bucks and come do it with us?"

"huh?"

"did I mention the rope? there is also a rope we can climb."

"uh, what?"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:26:34 PM »

Quote from: pmshead on June 15, 2016, 12:24:21 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 15, 2016, 12:21:43 PM
Can confirm a girl I always though was cute, but a little chubby in college, looks amazing now. However, I hate hearing her talk about it. Sounds coltish.

Dang it.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:27:41 PM »

I don't remember the name, but she was mainly at kathouse but filled in at station some.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:29:22 PM »

Sometimes I saw groups of people running around city park with bench press weights over their heads, I think that is crossfit too

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:29:46 PM »

^^ dude you should totally take health and wellness advice from

Winters · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:30:24 PM »

Quote from: pmshead on June 15, 2016, 12:29:46 PM

^^ dude you should totally take health and wellness advice from

I'll stick to my DDPYoga

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:41:48 PM »

The amount of injuries in crossfit is pretty impressive. It's like form is actually important when you exercise and stuff.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2016, 12:54:47 PM »

I would be on board with this thread if it didn't come from such a salty place. Get well rd.