Author Topic: FIGHT ADVICE (Read 6286 times)

BushBlister · « **Reply #50 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:04:19 PM »

AND HE NEVER SAID SORRY

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #51 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:05:13 PM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 20, 2016, 02:04:19 PM

AND HE NEVER SAID SORRY

Well, maybe you should make him sorry.

slobber · « **Reply #52 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:09:17 PM »

Everyday that you don't kick his ass is just going to make him feel that much more invincible.

BushBlister · « **Reply #53 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:18:17 PM »

you dont know what that lunch punch felt like

I think he might actually be incincible

And he's black I don't know if I mentioned that

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #54 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:19:19 PM »

Does he have like a hundred cousins in school?

slobber · « **Reply #55 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 20, 2016, 02:19:19 PM

Does he have like a hundred cousins in school?

Star of the middle school football team?

BushBlister · « **Reply #56 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:28:03 PM »

I know he plays football but I dont know if he's a star or not he plays a lineman or linebacker or something on defense

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #57 on:** May 20, 2016, 03:28:39 PM »

Step 1: Punch him back
Step 2: Get your ass kicked
Step 3: Let him move onto a new target now that you fought back (even if it was crappy fighting back)
Step 4:??????????
Step 5: Profit

If step 3 doesn't happen, you should probably just move or transfer schools at that point.

BushBlister · « **Reply #58 on:** May 20, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »

i cant transfer MMS papooses 4 life

Spracne · « **Reply #59 on:** May 20, 2016, 06:12:38 PM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 20, 2016, 04:02:26 PM

i cant transfer MMS papooses 4 life

It's 'cause you're white, isn't it? Tell him you're not white; you're clear.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #60 on:** May 20, 2016, 06:35:31 PM »

Just pass

bucket · « **Reply #61 on:** May 20, 2016, 07:58:44 PM »

I'm beginning to understand why Cordell wants to beat this kid up.

wetwillie · « **Reply #62 on:** May 20, 2016, 08:03:49 PM »

Cordell is just a metaphor for the loneliness bushblister feels about summer break

BushBlister · « **Reply #63 on:** May 20, 2016, 09:37:32 PM »

no hes real a metaphor couldn't punch me in the commons in front of everyone

Cordell is a hurricane made of fists and elbows and teeth

slobber · « **Reply #64 on:** May 21, 2016, 08:40:37 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 20, 2016, 09:37:32 PM

no hes real a metaphor couldn't punch me in the commons in front of everyone

Cordell is a hurricane made of fists and elbows and teeth

Look, if you kick him really hard in the balls, you can then pounce on him and pummel him. Surely you are aware of that. The key is to not let him know that you are getting ready to kick him in the balls. Take a punching stance and put up your fists. Tell him to come and get some. When Cordell gets close and pulls back a fist to knock you senseless, that is when you give him a swift kick in the family jewels. I've seen this played out countless times. You got this.

bucket · « **Reply #65 on:** May 21, 2016, 11:57:03 AM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #66 on:** May 23, 2016, 09:33:17 AM »

bushblister is obviously a fraud. school should have been out by now.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #67 on:** May 23, 2016, 10:55:46 AM »

http://lifehacker.com/how-to-get-your-ass-kicked-gracefully-1778164759#_ga=1.32258046.1779815640.1455597763

8manpick · « **Reply #68 on:** May 23, 2016, 01:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2016, 09:33:17 AM

bushblister is obviously a fraud. school should have been out by now.

Not most places I don't think...

BushBlister · « **Reply #69 on:** May 23, 2016, 07:21:43 PM »

no were not out of school yet i had fourth and 6th hour finals today and first and third tomorrow then 2nd and 5th on wednesday and its a half day which i would be exstatic about if i wasn't about to get smashed by an OLDER KID it just means i get beat up 3 hours earlier than

also im really into all this advice about kicking him in the balls cuz that might be the great equalizer but then i got to thinking WHAT IF HE HAS THE SAME PLAN so i went to walmart today and got a jockstrap.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 24, 2016, 08:36:00 AM »

B^2 it's probably too late for this advice, but in the future, i'd befriend a bunch of jocks. Anytime someone messed with me in HS, I just had my wrestling and football friends take care of it. I was kinda like the godfather, because I never got my hands dirty.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #71 on:** May 25, 2016, 09:20:41 AM »

So has Cordell kicked your ass yet?

BushBlister · « **Reply #72 on:** May 27, 2016, 08:16:04 AM »

OMG YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN GONNA BELIEVE THIS

on wensday i was in 5th hour ceramics and turned in my clay final project which wasnt very good it was a blowfish but all of the spines kept falling off but anyways. i was done with the project at the beginning of the hour and i got my overall final grade which was a 96 whats up and then it was like OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF IN THIS JOCKSTRAP WAITING FOR CORDELL TO SMASH ME and then i got called down to receptoin. i was kind of relieved because i thought that maybe the mr. marsh the principle heard about the fight and was going to break it up before it even started but when i got there my grandma was waiting for me and she was like i knew you were done with your finals so SURPRISE WERE TAKING YOU TO GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!!!!

so not only did i get to avoid cordell and i didnt have to ride the bus home after getting beat up i went straight to kansas city and got to ride some sweet waterslides. ive gotta be honest i dont like taking my shirt off in public but there were a lot of other people there that looked a lot like me so i didnt feel to bad also my room was a WOLF DEN which means there was a BUNK BED and wolves painted on the walls that was sweet. i did think it was weird that i slept on the top bunk and grandma slept in the double bed and no on e slept on the bottom bunk but whatever. when we checked in i got some sweet wolf ears to wear around and also they have this thing called majic quest where you get to go around zapping things with a majic want to see if they open. i was also hoping i would get to see a boob fall out when a girl went down a water slide but NO SUCH LUCK but still the trip to gwl was way better then getting beat up by cordell and we got to go to cabellas to.

BushBlister · « **Reply #73 on:** May 27, 2016, 08:36:20 AM »

also i kinda woosed out with starla because i was going to ask her to go to a movie but that can wait until next year. i did make some progress tho because she dropped her pencil on the ground and i got down on the ground real quick and got it for her it may have been to quick because she said "THAT WAS ENTHUSIASTIC" when i gave it to her but then she laughed and said thanks too.

im thinking that i probably shoudlve said something like IM ALSO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MOVIES DO YOU WANNA GO WITH ME TO SEE ONE but im not too good at thinking on my feet and i didn't think of that one until way later when we were on the way to kansas city.

also in unrelated news did you know theres a gas station called in kansas city called quick trips and they have a roller grill and on this roller grill they have these THINGS called macaroni and cheese takitos????? THERE AMAZING YOU SHOULD GET SOME IF YOU LIFE IN KC