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« on: May 13, 2016, 01:19:03 PM »
Why don't they make big original goldfish boxes?  Why only cheddar flavor?


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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 01:20:04 PM »

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 01:21:27 PM »
what flav is original? just cracker flavored?

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2016, 01:22:39 PM »
Original goldfish huh? Ok
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2016, 01:26:03 PM »
I thought cheddar was the original.

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2016, 01:36:24 PM »
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2016, 01:40:10 PM »
Goldfish is not a flavor, it is a shape. Unless it tastes like an actual goldfish that swims in a fish tank.

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2016, 01:42:09 PM »
goldfish crackers?  more like, soapdish smackers.  terrible.  i mean, cheez-its anyone?  smdh


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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2016, 01:44:07 PM »
Are there cracker flavor cheez-it's?
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2016, 01:44:42 PM »
i had no idea there were non-cheese ones

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2016, 01:45:59 PM »
my kids love goldfish but they are also in preschool

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2016, 01:46:20 PM »
who am i kidding, i love ched goldfish too

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2016, 01:48:34 PM »
you don't have to specify ched goldfish, that's on all the other weirdos

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2016, 01:48:51 PM »
i have lived my whole life thinking cheddar was original. have i been lied to?
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2016, 01:50:48 PM »
you don't have to specify ched goldfish, that's on all the other weirdos

that's a good point. like, i don't specify corn chip flaved fritos, I just say "Fritos"

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2016, 01:51:02 PM »
Goldfish come in many varieties. (see below for Flavor Blasted varieties): (there are 39 different flavors)

Original,[7] also known as Saltine.
Cheddar
Whole Grain Cheddar
Parmesan
Pretzel
Pizza
Ranch
Baby (Miniature crackers)
Grahams (Honey, Cinnamon, Chocolate, Vanilla, S'mores Adventures, Cocoa Adventures, Vanilla Cupcake, Cookies n Cream, Chocolate Chip, French Toast, Strawberry Shortcake, Honey Bun)
Gouda
Nacho
Queso Fiesta
X-Treme Pizza
White Cheddar
Sour Cream and Onion
BBQ
Rainbow
Cupcake
Whole Grain pretzel
Xplosive Pizza
Rainbow, fudge brownie, Mix ups (pretzel and cheddar X-Treme), Puffs (cheddar bacon, mega cheese, salsa con queso, buffalo wing, twisted grilled cheese, sizzlin' hot wings, BBQ), Cheeseburger, X-Treme zingy chile lime, X-treme screamin' hot
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2016, 01:51:58 PM »
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2016, 01:52:30 PM »
What a bunch of dorks.

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2016, 02:10:19 PM »
I'm interested in those cinnamon graham goldfishes
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2016, 02:13:15 PM »
The Nacho ones are pretty good but I am #teamCheez-it

Also Cheez-it < Nips

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2016, 02:21:05 PM »
The Nacho ones are pretty good but I am #teamCheez-it

Also Cheez-it < Nips

I'm starting to think your palate is worse than lib's.

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2016, 02:24:10 PM »
The Nacho ones are pretty good but I am #teamCheez-it

Also Cheez-it < Nips

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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2016, 03:14:59 PM »
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2016, 10:20:54 PM »
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Re: Goldfish
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2016, 10:34:15 PM »
Sometimes I get goldfish for my kids instead of cheeze its to make them appreciate the cheeze its.