And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......

[wabash909]

LifeofFitz There are only two types of employees: Those who make the boss's life easier and those who make the boss's life harder.

You can tell FITZ is a great boss by this tweet.

I just wouldn't want to be the poor co-ed that forgot to wear lipstick to one of his screen tests.

[CrushNasty]

Happy bday to the ACotY 

[gowildcatwildcat]

LifeofFitz There are only two types of employees: Those who fluff the boss and those who are on towel duty for the boss.

[pissclams]

LifeofFitz There are only two types of employees: Those who fluff the boss and those who are on towel duty for the boss.

jeez, i've never wanted to work for this fitz character so bad in my life. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Everybody here is laughing.

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Everybody here is laughing.

Your office doesn't fully appreciate humor.  Everyone at mine is rolling.

[MeatSauce]

@LifeofFitz    Do you think this tweet is a good idea? I follow you on Twitta. RT @AliPlankers pool with @mtongish & eventually @lilmel89... come join us!!

more babes/bikini pics? 

[WillieWatanabe]

@LifeofFitz happy birthday!

 

[sonofdaxjones]

Sorry trim . . . funny stuff though . . .. funny, funny stuff.

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LifeofFitz Now hiring: Adult guidance counselor. Must suck at job, like vodka. Hot girls preferred. Apply within.

LifeofFitz I celebrated my birthday with a pants party. No one showed up. Go figure.

LifeofFitz Just some advice to my many young, female followers: When Joran Van der Sloot asks you to party with him, pass on the offer.

LifeofFitz My new favorite Wildcat volleyball player is @caitdonny, supplanting @amuff, who is the daughter of a lifelong friend.

 

[pike]

LifeofFitz Now hiring: Adult guidance counselor. Must suck at job, like vodka. Hot girls preferred. Apply within.

LifeofFitz I celebrated my birthday with a pants party. No one showed up. Go figure.

LifeofFitz Just some advice to my many young, female followers: When Joran Van der Sloot asks you to party with him, pass on the offer.

LifeofFitz My new favorite Wildcat volleyball player is @caitdonny, supplanting @amuff, who is the daughter of a lifelong friend.

 

Jesus Christ, I know two of those people

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Jesus Christ, I know two of those people

Joran Van der Sloot

 

[DQ12]

LifeofFitz Now hiring: Adult guidance counselor. Must suck at job, like vodka. Hot girls preferred. Apply within.

LifeofFitz I celebrated my birthday with a pants party. No one showed up. Go figure.

LifeofFitz Just some advice to my many young, female followers: When Joran Van der Sloot asks you to party with him, pass on the offer.

LifeofFitz My new favorite Wildcat volleyball player is @caitdonny, supplanting @amuff, who is the daughter of a lifelong friend.

 

[wabash909]

LifeofFitz Now hiring: Adult guidance counselor. Must suck at job, like vodka. Hot girls preferred. Apply within.

LifeofFitz I celebrated my birthday with a pants party. No one showed up. Go figure.

LifeofFitz Just some advice to my many young, female followers: When Joran Van der Sloot asks you to party with him, pass on the offer.

LifeofFitz My new favorite Wildcat volleyball player is @caitdonny, supplanting @amuff, who is the daughter of a lifelong friend.

 

You've got to think that broad he's married to has no idea how much of a douchebag he really is on the internet.  No way she would subject herself to the ridicule and humiliation.

That or she's the biggest dumbass on the face of the earth.

[pissclams]

i can't imagine a dumbass marrying LifeofFitz

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You've got to think that broad he's married to has no idea how much of a douchebag he really is on the internet.  No way she would subject herself to the ridicule and humiliation.

That or she's the biggest dumbass on the face of the earth.

Which one of them is responsible for not being able to have kids*?

*real ones, not "seeds in the wind"

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WhitlockJason

I'm hiring a personal assistant. Anyone have any advice, horror stories? What to look for? What to avoid?


goEMAW

@WhitlockJason I bet @LifeofFitz can give you great advice.

[sonofdaxjones]

We can't stop rolling, woo boy, too funny . . . yep.

[wabash909]

You've got to think that broad he's married to has no idea how much of a douchebag he really is on the internet.  No way she would subject herself to the ridicule and humiliation.

That or she's the biggest dumbass on the face of the earth.

Which one of them is responsible for not being able to have kids*?

*real ones, not "seeds in the wind"

Fitz has been blessed with a lot of groin punches.  It's a blessing.  The not being able to have kids part.









 

[EllToPay]

You should stop at that friendly lil Cajun place called Club Orleans. I haven't been there in a while. RT @melissagore: In Topeka....FML
about 23 hours ago via TweetCaster

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Have you been ETP?  Great gals (and guys!) there.  Like children to me.

[EllToPay]

Have you been ETP?  Great gals (and guys!) there.  Like children to me.

OrleansPAK?

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Looking for a son!!!

LifeofFitz

Mama & friends are out on the town. Man, those are some hot women. Maybe they'll hit #Aggieville & make the boys smile.

[steve dave]

lol

espn4d    Can't be fired soon enough RT @edsbs "Haterz" defense RT @ESPN_Pac10: Mike Garrett: 'Nothing but a lot of envy' - http://tinyurl.com/25ag3xw

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ISUCoachFen You think the goalkeeper from england will get some heat-wow!!--a tie is like kissing your sister? That is ok as my sister is HOT!USA USA