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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #875 on: April 14, 2011, 02:52:55 AM »
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Dear Chris Hansen, I am turning in early so I won't see if you grope the fake 17-year-old behind the curtain. #goforit #TCAP

Fitz just likes to think he's sticking it to Chris Hansen by groping the real 17 year olds

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #876 on: April 14, 2011, 08:33:07 AM »
Tubby'sPak tonight? We could goEMAW the crap out of Fitzy's little party.  Not to mention watching some really great kids parade around in swimsuits.  Great kids.
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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #877 on: April 14, 2011, 08:36:16 AM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #878 on: April 14, 2011, 08:57:28 AM »
Can confirm.  :horrorsurprise:
And I got her to post here.   :emawkid:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #879 on: April 14, 2011, 09:01:45 AM »
Can confirm.  :horrorsurprise:

was he trying to sex you?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #881 on: April 14, 2011, 09:32:05 AM »
This has been a great preview for a story.

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #882 on: April 14, 2011, 09:33:17 AM »
Is that the office number or cell   :fatty:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #883 on: April 14, 2011, 09:51:03 AM »
Is that the office number or cell   :fatty:

Probably office, that's where he likes to cheat on his wife.

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #884 on: April 14, 2011, 09:58:28 AM »
today just got a shitload better.   :fatty:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #885 on: April 14, 2011, 10:05:34 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #886 on: April 14, 2011, 10:10:43 AM »
rookie mistake, should have slow played this & saw how it turned out.

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #887 on: April 14, 2011, 10:14:30 AM »
hey guys, i'm going to send a text to my friend in the 785 area code, and i need help with the word(s) "pencil dick."  1 word, or 2?

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #888 on: April 14, 2011, 12:42:14 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:


CANNOT WAIT for the next College GameDay in my neck of the woods.  CANNOT WAIT.
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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #889 on: April 14, 2011, 12:57:18 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:


CANNOT WAIT for the next College GameDay in my neck of the woods.  CANNOT WAIT.

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #890 on: April 14, 2011, 01:26:23 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:


CANNOT WAIT for the next College GameDay in my neck of the woods.  CANNOT WAIT.

Might be a long wait in Minn.  :dunno:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #891 on: April 14, 2011, 01:43:37 PM »
Will move to Gainsville if I have to.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #892 on: April 14, 2011, 04:35:55 PM »
Can confirm.  :horrorsurprise:

was he trying to sex you?  :horrorsurprise:

Nope, just get together.   :facepalm:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #893 on: April 14, 2011, 04:42:26 PM »
Can confirm.  :horrorsurprise:

was he trying to sex you?  :horrorsurprise:

Nope, just get together.   :facepalm:

Did he try to get you to come to his "contest" tonight?
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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #894 on: April 14, 2011, 05:29:22 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
Does the same thing with a high school lady friend of mine.   :dubious:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #895 on: April 14, 2011, 05:31:31 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
Does the same thing with a high school lady friend of mine.   :dubious:

Need more info on this one.

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #896 on: April 14, 2011, 06:47:38 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
Does the same thing with a high school lady friend of mine.   :dubious:

Need more info on this one.

He is just very.....friendly. :/

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #897 on: April 14, 2011, 06:51:59 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
Does the same thing with a high school lady friend of mine.   :dubious:

Need more info on this one.

Definitely need clarification on whether the lady friend is currently in high school or if she was your friend while in high school.

Also, is the contest moving inside for bad weather? Or if it stays outside will those great kids be in a wet t-shirt contest?
:adios:

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Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......
« Reply #898 on: April 14, 2011, 09:02:29 PM »
Ol' Fitzy gave this to a lady friend of mine today

[spoiler]785-341-7747[/spoiler]

Never ends with this guy  :facepalm:

wait what?
Does the same thing with a high school lady friend of mine.   :dubious:

Need more info on this one.

Definitely need clarification on whether the lady friend is currently in high school or if she was your friend while in high school.
Both?  :confused:  We're a year apart.

Barely Chris Hansen-safe for FITZ.

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« Reply #899 on: April 14, 2011, 10:39:34 PM »
Quote from: LifeOfFitz
Round 1 of the Wildcat Women calendar contest starts at @TubbysSportsBar at 11. Get here.

please alert the rcpd to be on the lookout for more 14 year olds in fields.  tia.