And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......

[EllToPay]

Purple, let's get ready to shazbot!!

[Pett]

Purple, let's get ready to shazbot!!

It's the Wabash Cumball!!

[Trim]

We were all laughing about this one here at the office this morning.

Laughing, sure.  But were you "rolling"?  I won't stop unti I can get you and multiple unnamed and possibly imaginary people at your office rolling.

Pretty much we were all rolling at the same time when we can up with that clever porn name title.  "Wabash CannonBall-Gaggers" has turned into a workplace phrase.

That's great.  It's always important for office morale to turn immature attacks from the haters into something positive.  

[sys]

just found out that becky and i aren't the only ones choking out little nat!  lol.  she's become a workplace slut.  a really wonderful young person, lol!

 

[EllToPay]

[Trim]

[wabash909]

We were all laughing about this one here at the office this morning.

Laughing, sure.  But were you "rolling"?  I won't stop unti I can get you and multiple unnamed and possibly imaginary people at your office rolling.

Pretty much we were all rolling at the same time when we can up with that clever porn name title.  "Wabash CannonBall-Gaggers" has turned into a workplace phrase.

That's great.  It's always important for office morale to turn immature attacks from the haters into something positive.  

Pornographic name association is just one of the things that human resources encourages from the staff.  That and posting half naked pictures on the internet of prospective employees.  First Chapter in the risk-management 101 handbook.

[sonofdaxjones]

Oh yes, yes, I know who you are Miss/Ms (insert name here) . . . I've got these pictures of you here in my desk.

[Dr Rick Daris]

sorry to creep everybody out and everything, but.......

everybody knows that i have two little kids. anyway, our current babysitter is graduating and moving away and i need to hire a new part-time babysitter. The person i'm considering is also my next door neighbor and i'm good friends w/ her and her parents. i was able to get some good pics of her and some of her friends from the upstairs bedroom window last summer. i'll post them all later when i get home and can access the hard drive on my home computer.

your friend and a totally normal person,

daris

ps-no haters

[Dr Rick Daris]

uh-oh guys,

i was just alerted to the fact that my above post makes me look really f^cking creepy. can the person who owns this board and has ability to delete posts please delete my previous post. i mean, yeah i typed it and yeah, it was f^cking creepy... but i guess i figure less people will be able to see it and comment on it if the person who owns the board and has the ability to delete it just deletes it. thanks. oh, and screw all the haters. oh, btw-please delete this post too. thx.

thx again,
daris

[stunz]

FITZ vehemently denying any inappropriateness and simultaneuously deleting posts calling him a weirdo.

Great thread.

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I bet you do find hot girls weird.

who said anything about hot girls?

someone should photoshop fitz's head on this:

[Pete]

OK, OK, I'll change my tune on this.

Trim's argument is sound.  However, what really crystallized this for me was ChukaII's position on the matter....

ChukaII

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Only on a message board can a CEO announce the hiring of a new journalist complete with a picture of this new hire in a bikini. I don't think I would want to be this CEO's Employment Practices insurance carrier. Perhaps that is why the post disappeared????

[EllToPay]

One goEMAW high five for the first one who posts or pm's the whole "Haters crack me up" thread.
 

[I_have_purplewood]

Because of the glare I'm not really sure but I think I see an image of a fat guy in the window to the upper left of this picture?

[Kat Kid]

Hey guys, was just reviewing applications to replace three entry level employees, several of which have female-sounding names.  Is it standard practice now to require a full body bikini shot?  I'm pretty new to working in a professional office environment.  PLEASE HELP BEFORE I HIRE THE WRONG PERSON!   

[get_HIT]

 

[Kat Kid]

You know, in my experience, posting pictures of people on the interwebs is not very classy.  Can we give this gale the goEMAW katpak treatment?  I mean I know psychos like Jeffy have already downloaded the picture to their desktops, but they may well have based on fitz's actions.  Just on principle, I move we strive to treat people better than Fitz.  Should still give us plenty of wiggle room in case we need to break the emergency glass and bust out another Sec 17 anger bomb.

[Pete]

You know, in my experience, posting pictures of people on the interwebs is not very classy.  Can we give this gale the goEMAW katpak treatment?  I mean I know psychos like Jeffy have already downloaded the picture to their desktops, but they may well have based on fitz's actions.  Just on principle, I move we strive to treat people better than Fitz.  Should still give us plenty of wiggle room in case we need to break the emergency glass and bust out another Sec 17 anger bomb.

We are simply "retweeting" it.  I understand your apprehension, but this is a SERIOUS thread about this event.  It's journalishy, like GPC.

[Scary Smart]

I know one of the current Tubby's waitresses and she told me that while Fitz is really creepy sometimes, they're just supposed to put up with it since he's one of their biggest (no pun intended) customers. I know, not groundbreaking news or anything since it is well-known that Fitz is an overweight slob of a pervert, but just thought I'd share.

 

[chum1]

He deleted the thread because he boned her.  Not employment insurance.

[Kat Kid]

You know, in my experience, posting pictures of people on the interwebs is not very classy.  Can we give this gale the goEMAW katpak treatment?  I mean I know psychos like Jeffy have already downloaded the picture to their desktops, but they may well have based on fitz's actions.  Just on principle, I move we strive to treat people better than Fitz.  Should still give us plenty of wiggle room in case we need to break the emergency glass and bust out another Sec 17 anger bomb.

We are simply "retweeting" it.  I understand your apprehension, but this is a SERIOUS thread about this event.  It's journalishy, like GPC.

I understand that, but ESPN blotted out the face of Kobe's victim didn't they?  I think we should afford Fitz's victim the same, if not more, privacy.

[Dugout DickStone]

Looks like University Commons....but could be Chase.

[Kat Kid]

Looks like University Commons....but could be Chase.

pretty creepy

[Pete]

You know, in my experience, posting pictures of people on the interwebs is not very classy.  Can we give this gale the goEMAW katpak treatment?  I mean I know psychos like Jeffy have already downloaded the picture to their desktops, but they may well have based on fitz's actions.  Just on principle, I move we strive to treat people better than Fitz.  Should still give us plenty of wiggle room in case we need to break the emergency glass and bust out another Sec 17 anger bomb.

We are simply "retweeting" it.  I understand your apprehension, but this is a SERIOUS thread about this event.  It's journalishy, like GPC.

I understand that, but ESPN blotted out the face of Kobe's victim didn't they?  I think we should afford Fitz's victim the same, if not more, privacy.

You may be right.....don't look now but there are others on the Wabash joining in....

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1) FITZ announces his hiring of a new employee by posting pictures of her in a bikini.

2) FITZ deletes the post.

3) FITZ makes a new post calling out "haters" and calling them creepy? (I think it is pretty obvious who the creeper in this situation is.)

Also, if I recall correctly, didn't FITZ ban CatWoman (a long time poster) for retaliating to one of Koppe's boobie posts by posting some pictures of dudes with their shirts off?

So, basically... pointing out the male bias of the site gets you banned, while objectifying your own employees is allowed?

Why any woman would choose to work in that kind of environment is beyond me.

Also, GPC's constant cries of "take us seriously as journalists" are really falling on deaf ears here. I'll take you seriously as journalists when you start acting like professionals.

And like bzerener, I'm not hiding behind any screen name. The mods here know my name.



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I am glad I am not the only one who thought that post was creepy as hell.

This post was edited on 5/3 12:58 PM by ehdabeags

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't "Go Man Go" and "ehdabeags" pretty long-time and somewhat notable GPC posters?    My head is swimming on this....kinda losing track of the list of what constitutes a "hater" here, ya know?  

[Kat Kid]

MAN THE TURRETS!