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oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:14:55 AM »
OK, maybe he won't get fired after this season, although I think he should be.

When he does get fired, what does he include on his next job application/resume that convinces someone they should hire him as their next basketball coach?

I tried to think of something, but I couldn't.


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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2016, 02:55:28 AM »
Can you imagine being an interviewee and how awkward it would be to ask Oscar, "So tell us, why we should hire you?"


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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2016, 02:58:35 AM »
"Well... I have coached two programs that were pretty solid back in their day and ran them into the dirt, BUT, I tried really hard and plus, it was never my fault for those losses. It was the players and/or someone/something else's. Not mine."

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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2016, 08:27:11 AM »
This is his last job.  He's retiring a cat


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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2016, 08:27:41 AM »
Probably brunching with the Schultz and curries later


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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2016, 09:33:09 AM »
This is his last job.  He's retiring a cat


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This just made me really depressed, gonna have to drink early today I guess

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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2016, 10:12:36 AM »
1. No way he is fired.  2. It will say D1 coach for 15(or whatevs) yrs, and that is all the college of Charleston, or whatevs,needs to see.

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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2016, 11:25:03 AM »
"why should we hire you?"

"i'm just a regular person. I cut my own grass, I use coupons, I pick up my own food. I like to go get chicken nuggets. I have kicked Bil Self's butt multiple times. I blew by John Callipari for every coach in the ncaa that dont like him."

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Re: oscar Weber's Next Job Application
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 08:55:04 AM »
We see here that you would like to be paid millions of dollars a year to be very bad at your job. Welcome to AIG.