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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #75 on: February 01, 2016, 10:49:28 PM »
well uh... he's been speaking for 32 minutes now and uh...
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #76 on: February 01, 2016, 10:49:39 PM »
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #77 on: February 01, 2016, 10:49:58 PM »
Time to feel the bern
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #78 on: February 01, 2016, 10:50:52 PM »
Poor ethics from Hammond.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #79 on: February 01, 2016, 10:53:38 PM »
Bernie is one hell of a likable dude
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #80 on: February 01, 2016, 10:54:31 PM »
Bernie is one hell of a likable dude

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #81 on: February 01, 2016, 10:57:10 PM »
Poor ethics from Hammond.

Who did he steal that from, I'd like to favorite it.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #82 on: February 01, 2016, 10:59:32 PM »
I love ksuw running his mouth itt

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2016, 11:00:06 PM »
well uh... he's been speaking for 32 minutes now and uh...

Did he really speak for that long?

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2016, 11:00:19 PM »
fsd and ksuw don't think they are extremists, i think that's the point.

fsd is a sock so he's probably right, I'm guessing that ksuw would be perfectly fine with not being considered a moderate.

I'm a conservative. If you want to call that extremist, ok. I'm not sure what exactly you find "extreme" about my beliefs. Maybe my anti-baby killing stance?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #85 on: February 01, 2016, 11:01:35 PM »
well uh... he's been speaking for 32 minutes now and uh...

Did he really speak for that long?

that's how long fox went before cutting to something else, dunno how much longer he went
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #86 on: February 01, 2016, 11:02:04 PM »
well he thinks moderates are just socialists in disguise, so i'd say that's an extremist position, but i doubt you'd get him to admit that it's an extremist position

I said most Dems are closet socialists. And I think that's a fact given that half of the Iowa Dem electorate just voted for... A socialist. This is not exactly profound stuff.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #87 on: February 01, 2016, 11:02:13 PM »
Poor ethics from Hammond.

Who did he steal that from, I'd like to favorite it.

No idea.  The audacity to say "been waiting on this..." but the "this" being thievery is something else.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #88 on: February 01, 2016, 11:07:16 PM »
Welp, this has been a real treat, fellas. Thanks Iowa GOP for not being as stupid/crazy as I feared. Dems... :lol: Draft Biden? G'night everybody.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #89 on: February 01, 2016, 11:07:58 PM »
night ksuw

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #90 on: February 01, 2016, 11:44:18 PM »
fsd and ksuw don't think they are extremists, i think that's the point.

fsd is a sock so he's probably right, I'm guessing that ksuw would be perfectly fine with not being considered a moderate.

I'm a conservative. If you want to call that extremist, ok. I'm not sure what exactly you find "extreme" about my beliefs. Maybe my anti-baby killing stance?

It's not a bad thing, you're just farther right than most just as I'm farther left than most.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #91 on: February 01, 2016, 11:50:17 PM »
So apparently there have been at least three coin tosses to split the odd numbered delegate in different precincts and Hillary won all three, this accounts for her current lead of four delegates.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #92 on: February 01, 2016, 11:59:56 PM »
well uh... he's been speaking for 32 minutes now and uh...

Did he really speak for that long?

that's how long fox went before cutting to something else, dunno how much longer he went

Apparently he spoke for 40 minutes  :sdeek: gotta soak it in while you can I guess

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #93 on: February 02, 2016, 06:51:23 AM »
This was great having an inside man.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #94 on: February 02, 2016, 06:57:11 AM »
So apparently there have been at least three coin tosses to split the odd numbered delegate in different precincts and Hillary won all three, this accounts for her current lead of four delegates.

6 caucuses decided by coin toss. Hillary won all 6.  :Wha:  She "won" Iowa by a total of 5 delegates.

Not a huge surprise - Team Sanders struggles with basic money principles.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2016/02/02/sometimes-iowa-democrats-award-caucus-delegates-coin-flip/79680342/
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #95 on: February 02, 2016, 07:00:18 AM »
I liked your joke!

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #96 on: February 02, 2016, 07:15:40 AM »
Apparently each of these coin tosses resulted in a 2 delegate swing, from 4-4 to 5-3. So if Bernie had won just half the tosses, he would have won Iowa. Amazing.

I wonder if they used a plain old quarter or one of those commemorative DNC 50-cent pieces with Mao on one side and Lenin on the other? Both had massive foreheads so I'm not sure if the weight would have been off...
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #97 on: February 02, 2016, 07:29:45 AM »
Ksuw killing it with the communist jokes
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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #98 on: February 02, 2016, 07:37:26 AM »
The coin has Hill on one side and Bill, instead of bernie, on the other.  Bernie couldn't tell the diff because all old white ppl look the same. 

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Re: I believe that we will win... Caucus & Primary result master thread
« Reply #99 on: February 02, 2016, 07:37:52 AM »
Keeps coming up clinton.