Pursuant to goEMAW.com rules a regulations, a poster may have his screen name modified under two circumstances: 1) unilaterally by any one of the [jerkoff] moderators, and 2) by petition sponsored by not less than 5 posters.
Witnesseth:
I hearby petition for ednksu's to be formally be changed to "Whack-A-Doodle", until such time as further petition is properly made.
By:
The Real Sugar Dick (aka Fake Sugar Dick)
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