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If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« on: January 20, 2016, 09:36:49 AM »
like duke, Kentucky, uconn, michigan state, ucla, etc...  And was able to have the resources to land top level talent, how many ncaa championships do you think he would have won by now?

When you look at what he's been able to do with guys like perry ellis, tyshawn Taylor, and Elijah Johnson it's absolutely no secret that self is a miracle worker. Just imagine if he was able to get cal, K, and izzo level talent and fan support... unstoppable?

What do you hbbiq dudes think?


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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 09:40:12 AM »
Sky's the limit, lib. 

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 09:42:06 AM »
none of those schools would ever hire him because of his temper

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 09:44:22 AM »
none of those schools would ever hire him because of his temper
his temper and the fact that he fucks anything that moves


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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 09:46:19 AM »
Those are some solid points, but we are talking strictly hypothetical here. Really get inside your minds eye on this one.
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 09:48:16 AM »
Bill is a dino.  He belongs in a time and place without internet, without gender equality, and without a concern of player well being.  Today's world is too challenging to his way of life and belief system. If bill was 40 yrs earlier, he probably would be the best ever.

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 09:51:38 AM »
According to the boards, they want to fire Bill Self. I know of a place in Kansas where he would be supported and would probably thrive. We'd need to chop off his dick before we hired him tho.

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 10:06:40 AM »
We don't have enough coke, enough stange, or enough other way to look for bill to work here.

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 10:08:21 AM »
Bill Self doesn't scream first class student athlete experience to me or world class fan experience, no thanks.

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 10:35:42 AM »
He hasn't been the same since that Natty in '08. Probably because they took his lucky/National championship game worn toupee and put it in the college basketball experience.


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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2016, 10:59:49 AM »
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2016, 12:07:24 PM »
He'd be the second coming of Wooden if he was at UK, UCLA, Duke or UNC.
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2016, 12:45:20 PM »
He's being wasted at KU  :frown:
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2016, 12:47:22 PM »
man, the phog is really melting down :frown:

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2016, 01:07:34 PM »
We don't have enough coke, enough stange, or enough other way to look for bill to work here.

But hopefully we have enough for Brent!

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2016, 01:25:49 PM »
It's only a matter of time now, where their program doesn't make the tourney. What will they do?!  :ohno:

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2016, 01:50:00 PM »
Naw, Bill can keep this thing afloat on coaching talent alone. I just don't see ku as a place where he can maximize that coaching talent. It's like when saben finally stepped up to lsu and alabama, he just needed the extra resources to truly shine.

Unc has poached ku coaches that had reached their ku ceiling before and I'm not saying that will happen again but where there's smoke there was usually fire
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2016, 01:53:22 PM »
I don't think Coach Self would leave KU for another school. He's got his eyes on the NBA.

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2016, 01:57:05 PM »
If coach bill self has a basketball weakness, it's keeping players under control. That's all NBA coaches do so if coach bill self asked my opinion, I'd tell him his strong suit is x's and o's and that's not needed at the pro level and he should stick to his talents.
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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2016, 03:34:17 PM »
Self deserves a better fanbase

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Re: If Bill Self coached at a blue blood school...
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2016, 03:40:08 PM »
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