As part of my drunken booking of my trip to Portugal, I also purchased the festival tickets on stub hub since it was sold out. After thinking about it a few days later, I noticed that the tickets were not electronic and actually paper. Looking further and it said Stub Hub guarantees delivery by a certain date which happened to be a date after we left for Portugal. I messaged and they said they would figure it out if I didn't get them before we left. Anywho, they came yesterday!!!!!! I don't know any of the words printed on them, but they came!!!
Also, as an FYI to anyone who gets drunk and buys festival tickets in a foreign country on Stubhub. You get popped with an international fee, so make sure you switch your credit card to one that doesn't charge those sort of fees.