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Re: Millenials
« Reply #250 on: January 07, 2016, 09:44:28 PM »
Millenials do not even know what that means. Seems like a mommyblogger type thing to do. How old are most mommybloggers?

well how old are most brand new moms? answer that riddle and you've found yourself your answer.


Hmmm i would have thought tbey were more moms of pre teens and threenagers and whatnot

No way. Mommybloggers are white 25-30 year old suburbanites that buy Gweneth Paltrow products and Goop is their bible. Gen X mom is "was too busy" to maintain a blog, but post 500 word essays on facebook bitching about how everyone else is wronging their ill behaved brats.

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #251 on: January 07, 2016, 10:34:57 PM »
Guys, I just got done playing Cards Against Humanity at a bar. That's so Millennial of me.

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #252 on: January 07, 2016, 10:53:19 PM »
How millennial is this:  contacted a govt official because I was pissed Google fiber kept rupturing the gas line in my babysitters front yard?

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #253 on: January 07, 2016, 11:17:20 PM »
What if your govt official contact was initiated by a tweet

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #254 on: January 08, 2016, 12:02:58 AM »
My assistant director is a millennial, who incidentally I had to have a chain of command conversation with today for the third time in 5 months, next time I have to contact the Department of Natural Resources I'm making him do it.

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #255 on: January 08, 2016, 07:59:38 AM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #256 on: January 08, 2016, 08:04:05 AM »
Dobber? More like boomer  :lol:
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #257 on: January 08, 2016, 08:44:53 AM »
97  :eek:

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #258 on: January 08, 2016, 11:26:23 AM »

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #259 on: January 08, 2016, 11:34:31 AM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #260 on: January 08, 2016, 11:35:38 AM »
Look at these lazy entitled worms making responsible life choices.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/07/workers-are-saving-more-for-retirement-led-by-millennials.html

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #261 on: January 08, 2016, 12:37:01 PM »

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #262 on: January 08, 2016, 01:14:55 PM »
Look at these lazy entitled worms making responsible life choices.

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/07/workers-are-saving-more-for-retirement-led-by-millennials.html

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #263 on: January 08, 2016, 06:09:44 PM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #264 on: January 08, 2016, 06:38:42 PM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #265 on: January 08, 2016, 06:39:57 PM »
I sent a pm to officer Rick Daris once so I counted that.
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #266 on: January 08, 2016, 09:28:44 PM »
87, but unusually high texting day. Otherwise would have been 80
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #267 on: January 09, 2016, 12:08:47 AM »
Millennials are born 81+ now? I prefer Oregon Trail generation.
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #268 on: January 09, 2016, 06:08:04 AM »
   8     :surprised:  :runaway:

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Re: Millenials
« Reply #269 on: January 09, 2016, 07:08:07 AM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #270 on: January 09, 2016, 07:12:32 AM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #271 on: January 09, 2016, 07:13:15 AM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #272 on: January 09, 2016, 02:41:57 PM »
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #273 on: January 09, 2016, 02:48:56 PM »
What do you do with a landline?  I don't get it.
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Re: Millenials
« Reply #274 on: January 09, 2016, 02:55:39 PM »
What do you do with a landline?  I don't get it.

slackcat and i don't have landlines, ww.  i think that'd probably bump our scores up a bit if we did.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."