Author Topic: Going To Memphis! (Read 9597 times)

steve dave · « **on:** December 30, 2015, 03:22:17 PM »

My entire family is going to Memphis tomorrow. I already told my brother that the first Arkansas fan I see I'm going to run up at full speed and close fist punch that stupid son of a bitch right in the face. Absolutely no mercy. I don't want to kill them but at the same time I'm not going to hold back. Then run away so the cops don't get me. Go Cats.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:25:38 PM »

If it's at the airport I plan to get close to the taxi stand and then when we know we have a taxi run back towards the person and just absolutely drop them while my step dad holds the cab and then sprint back to the cab and tell them to get the hell out of there. Total brutality. Plus a clean getaway.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:26:26 PM »

crater their faces, sd

meow meow · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:27:01 PM »

how is Rick doing?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:27:16 PM »

Your step dad is the coolest

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:28:52 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 30, 2015, 03:22:17 PM

My entire family is going to Memphis tomorrow. I already told my brother that the first Arkansas fan I see I'm going to run up at full speed and close fist punch that stupid son of a bitch right in the face. Absolutely no mercy. I don't want to kill them but at the same time I'm not going to hold back. Then run away so the cops don't get me. Go Cats.

Stay classy K-State...

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:28:59 PM »

I'm already there.... An Arkansas fan ordered Memphis style bbq and I grabbed the plate from the waiter spit in it and poured Kansas city bbq sauce on it.
Go Royals & Go Cats!

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:31:23 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on December 30, 2015, 03:28:59 PM

I'm already there.... An Arkansas fan ordered Memphis style bbq and I grabbed the plate from the waiter spit in it and poured Kansas city bbq sauce on it.
Go Royals & Go Cats!

And another class act.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:34:59 PM »

You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:37:55 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 30, 2015, 03:34:59 PM

You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.

Good sport.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »

I get in tomorrow with my brother. We've already master planned something at the bar. We're going to act super nice when we walk in there and offer some pig aggie fans some shots for good sportsmanship. As soon as I grab the shots, I'll act like i'm handing them over to my new friends, and then throw it in their faces. I'll even knock their drinks out of their hands too.

Thoughts?

meow meow · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:44:52 PM »

hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:48:01 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on December 30, 2015, 03:42:50 PM

I get in tomorrow with my brother. We've already master planned something at the bar. We're going to act super nice when we walk in there and offer some pig aggie fans some shots for good sportsmanship. As soon as I grab the shots, I'll act like i'm handing them over to my new friends, and then throw it in their faces. I'll even knock their drinks out of their hands too. Thoughts?

That's too nice, they'll smell better if you do that, especially if you knock their drinks onto their dirty ass clothes. Do something meaner.

halfEmpty · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:22:02 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on December 30, 2015, 03:44:52 PM

hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!

Which leads to an interesting question. Which is dirtier? An Arkansas fan crawling out of a tipped over port-a-john or a port-a-john after being used by an Arkansas fan?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:24:24 PM »

Quote from: halfEmpty on December 30, 2015, 04:22:02 PM

Quote from: meow meow on December 30, 2015, 03:44:52 PM
hey steve dave, you should do what my buddies and I did at the cotton bowl a few years ago. wait for an Arky fan to go into the port-a-potties out in the tailgate area, then when they are inside for a few seconds, knock it over! sit back with your friends and laugh as they climb out of that thing covered in filth (even more so than when they went in). just make sure there's an adult inside and not a kid, learned that lesson the hard way and got grounded for 2 days. go cats!

Which leads to an interesting question. Which is dirtier? An Arkansas fan crawling out of a tipped over port-a-john or a port-a-john after being used by an Arkansas fan?

Sort of a Tyson chicken or the egg type situaish here.

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:27:22 PM »

You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.

_33 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »

I don't generally punch people but I do have a huge collection of hats from fans of the opposing team at the various bowl games I've been to. I always target a really old person, like in their 80's, and I just run up and grab their hat and run off. It's so easy because of how old they are they can't chase me and they don't even know what hit them.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:32:29 PM »

Quote from: We Are Better Than You on December 30, 2015, 04:27:22 PM

You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.

Meet me on Beale St and find out!

TwobizE2P · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:34:37 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 30, 2015, 03:34:59 PM

You know what else arkansas people have in store for themselves courtesy of me? A shitload of vandalism on their cars and trucks and RVs. I'm very good at it. And even better at not getting caught. First big AR RV trailer home I see is going to get a beautiful photo-realistic set of purple nuts with a giant sized wang all down the side. It's going to be a masterpiece of purple spray paint A+ vandalism. Go Cats.

FIFY...

My buddies and I are just going to hang out at Three Pigs Barbeque all weekend and order pork burned ends for all the tables of AK fans. We'll then head over to the Peabody Hotel and push all the floor buttons on the elevator. Should be epic and really mess with their psyche!

CHONGS · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:39:25 PM »

I just thought I would point out to all of the Arkansas fans I might meet in Memphis that I am fact a black belt in Ryu Kyu Kenpo Karate and both my fists and feet have been registered as deadly weapons in three states. I am 100% committed to non-violence and non-aggression, but I will not hesitate unload my fury on anyone who messes with me or my family.

Consider this your warning.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:44:44 PM »

Last time I stole a bunch of stuff out the back of Arkansas fan's pick up trucks once the game started. I left with a bunch of tools, fishing gear, a couple grills and a child seat. I plan to double down this year.

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:49:50 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on December 30, 2015, 04:32:29 PM

Quote from: We Are Better Than You on December 30, 2015, 04:27:22 PM
You all won't do any of this crap you're talking about. Bunch of pussies.
Meet me on Beale St and find out!

In the words of one of your other esteemed colleagues, YUCK.

Beale is nasty.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:56:12 PM »

at that cotton bowl where we played them, my friend took a poop on the windshield of some random car with arkansas plates

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:57:53 PM »

I'm not going to Memphis but I fun move that I used several times when we played Arkansas in the cotton bowl was to punch a guy in his stomach really hard and then make out with the girl he was with while he was bent over and trying to recover. Any of you kstate fans headed to Memphis, feel free to use this move.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2015, 04:58:49 PM »

Staying at the Hilton with my mom, Chris and step brother. Noticed some pigaggie fans were in room across from us. grabbed one of the condoms that Chris had in his suitcase, pissed in it, slid open end under their door and gushed my piss all over their floor.