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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2015, 10:29:19 PM »
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2015, 10:34:18 PM »
so a KState grad does accounting for Walmart and thus controls Walmart?

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2015, 10:35:04 PM »
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2015, 10:42:12 PM »
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2015, 10:43:53 PM »
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

First off, what did you really illustrate exactly? Secondly, it's great that KState produced a nice number 2. Congrats on that. Perhaps we can continue to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon to find something relevant you can connect to someone from Kstate. It could produce another number 2 so, that's a plus. Thirdly, you know Knoxville is actually south of Fayetteville right? Finally, any time you use essentially, you're essentially making a stretch. Nice try though.
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2015, 10:46:15 PM »
Nice pic, Harry. Sums things up nicely.
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2015, 10:50:12 PM »
Only a K State grad would brag about a former student being the CEO of George's chicken. You can't make this crap up
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2015, 10:54:10 PM »
I mean we all know that "supply chain management" is just fancy words for "Walmart shelf stocker".

Lol, you have the business savvy of a small salad bar. Keep us posted though on how that dirt and plant thing works out.
I'm shocked that you don't understand how integral that dirt and plant thing is to "supply chain management". You must be a graduate of said Arkansas program.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2015, 11:05:53 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2015, 11:10:27 PM »
Does Arkansas not have an agricultural school?  Seems like a pretty big miss on the part of their administration.

They do. That's my ace in the hole.  :cool:

Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

I'm pretty sure we're all dumber having read this... :frown:

I've seen your posts and to be fair, for you,  I'm pretty sure that's not even possible.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2015, 11:14:21 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2015, 11:16:28 PM »
...participation trophies all around!
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2015, 11:19:24 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2015, 11:20:24 PM »
Lopakman may actually be a worse poster than wacky cat

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2015, 11:21:56 PM »
Lopakman may actually be a worse poster than wacky cat

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2015, 11:24:06 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2015, 11:26:36 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u

my bad
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2015, 11:31:20 PM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

bringing new meaning to raising the bar. participation trophies all around!

I think he's bragging about KState's Future Farmers of America chapter here

which is fine - they look like great kids

bruh u cant be dissing the FFA. eff wrong with u

my bad

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2015, 11:46:47 PM »
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that
I don't think there are any jobs in kansas that an arkansas grad isn't grossly underqualified for, so that's not really a fair comparison.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2015, 11:57:43 PM »
Here's one:

How many KState grads move to Northwest Arkansas for jobs?


And how many Arkansas grads move to central Kansas for jobs?



Let's discuss that


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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2015, 12:13:47 AM »
Didn't Bill Clinton do his undergrad at Arkansas?  I mean that is a pretty big feather in the ole cap if you ask me.
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2015, 12:15:35 AM »
the Stupid Level just went up again

You clearly have a lot of expertise on the stupid level. Appreciate you trying to enlighten those of us who don't hang in that ecosystem.

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2015, 12:26:30 AM »
Bama Stupid now has a rival

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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2015, 12:42:37 AM »
Let me start my first goEMAW post by throwing a steeming cup of reality on the credibility of PigAggie....

The first fact related to the elite institution in Manhattan is that the number two executive in the C Suite at the chcicken company located right down the street from Ark is a 1982 graduate of K-State. In fact, even the CEO,didn't think enough of PigAggy to attend school there. Instead, he went for the higher education institution up in the northeast (of Fayetteville) called UT in Knoxville, TN. He was obviously wanted a real education along with a tradition of FB excellence.

Secondly, I see talk on this family blog referring to The Walton School of business at said PigAggy. Welp, the related giant retailer, who possesses a similar namesake, choose the the local office of a global accounting firm whose lead managing partner graduated from......yep, Kansas State!

So essentially, in less than 200 words, I've illustrated that not only do we have elite graduates from K-State but that we essentially control the two largest companies in Arkansas. It's actually somewhat easy to understand the anger and envy being thrust upon the fine constituents of Kansas State. I can only hope this non-relevant bowl match-up doesn't further pale the sad esteem of otherwise fine country folk.

I purposely avoided the legacy of the Clinton family as that would be considered piling on....btw, the later is a football term PigAggy, just in case your wondering.

First off, what did you really illustrate exactly? Secondly, it's great that KState produced a nice number 2. Congrats on that. Perhaps we can continue to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon to find something relevant you can connect to someone from Kstate. It could produce another number 2 so, that's a plus. Thirdly, you know Knoxville is actually south of Fayetteville right? Finally, any time you use essentially, you're essentially making a stretch. Nice try though.

I don't know, I thought you guys would be pretty impressed with number two given your track record particularly, given that number one in my reference is from another SEC school that you try to emulate.

Also, love the Kevin "Bacon" reference. Would expect nothing less from a porker. Well done!
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Re: Rank U.of Arkansas as an academic institution (on a scale of 1 to 7) duh
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2015, 10:53:54 AM »
I read through that list of "accomplishments" for PigAggie and I have an appreciation for the PigAggie marketing department making that place sound like a real school.

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