oh look another gay joke by a bigot Arkansas fan
Does that offend you? Are you a mover-and-shaker in the LGBT community in Manhattan?
Thomas is a friend of them long haired, hippy type pinko mommies,
I bet he's even got a Commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.
He's a snake in the grass, I tell you guys
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage.