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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2015, 12:46:56 PM »
one thing I can definitely do is eat an entire two-fer from Pizza Shuttle.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2015, 12:48:39 PM »
nope. couldn't do it.  also, this thread is about good challenges, not stupid ones.  one thing that i'm really good at is discerning good food challenges versus stupid ones.

basically anything from man vs food qualifies as stupid just like adam richman
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2015, 01:00:32 PM »
prove it dork
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2015, 03:05:00 PM »
one thing I can definitely do is eat an entire two-fer from Pizza Shuttle.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #79 on: December 16, 2015, 05:03:35 PM »
Could you do this?

http://bigtexan.com/

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HOW THE FREE 72OZ STEAK DINNER LEGEND WAS BORN…

 

Many have tried. Many have failed.

Soon after the original Route 66 Big Texan open it’s doors in 1960, owner Bob (RJ) Lee was amazed at how many REAL Texas Cowboys, were coming in for his HUGE TEXAS SIZE STEAKS, that his menu offered. He also saw how much fun his out of town patrons & visitors were having watching these true Texans trying to “out do” each others carnivorous appetites. Most of his Big Cowboys dinners came from a near-by stockyard operation, & would stop in after a long days work. Friday’s was payday at the stockyard & he would cash their paychecks & offer 25 cent beer.

One Friday, he put several tables together in the center of the dinning room & sat all the cowboys together & told them he wanted to see who could eat the most one pound steaks in an hour. The cost was $5 per eater & whoever ate the most got to keep the entire entry-fee.

The rules were simple; you could not get up during the contest or have anyone help you eat, you did not have to eat the fat & if you got sick, you were out.

The cowboys put in their money,took a seat & the contest was on, steaks were flying.

One of the eaters took the lead by swallowing two steaks in ten minutes.
Next,he politely requested a salad & a shrimp cocktail be served with his third steak. He consumed the extras, then this soft spoken giant called for his fourth steak & ask for a baked potato & a bread roll. He wasted little time on devouring those items & called for his fifth steak.

As the hour contest came to an end, this gastronomic superman had eaten:
4 & 1/2 pounds of steak, (which is 72 oz’s) baked potato,shrimp cocktail,salad & a bread roll.

In his amazement & delight of the crowd, Owner Bob (RJ) Lee stood up on a chair in the middle of the dinning room to proclaimed that: “from this day forward, anyone who could eat the entire 72 oz dinner-in one hour– gets it for FREE.

On that date in 1962 the legendary 72oz Steak Challenge was born & to this date the contests stands strong.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #80 on: December 17, 2015, 01:48:03 PM »
Could you do this?

http://bigtexan.com/

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HOW THE FREE 72OZ STEAK DINNER LEGEND WAS BORN…

 

Many have tried. Many have failed.

Soon after the original Route 66 Big Texan open it’s doors in 1960, owner Bob (RJ) Lee was amazed at how many REAL Texas Cowboys, were coming in for his HUGE TEXAS SIZE STEAKS, that his menu offered. He also saw how much fun his out of town patrons & visitors were having watching these true Texans trying to “out do” each others carnivorous appetites. Most of his Big Cowboys dinners came from a near-by stockyard operation, & would stop in after a long days work. Friday’s was payday at the stockyard & he would cash their paychecks & offer 25 cent beer.

One Friday, he put several tables together in the center of the dinning room & sat all the cowboys together & told them he wanted to see who could eat the most one pound steaks in an hour. The cost was $5 per eater & whoever ate the most got to keep the entire entry-fee.

The rules were simple; you could not get up during the contest or have anyone help you eat, you did not have to eat the fat & if you got sick, you were out.

The cowboys put in their money,took a seat & the contest was on, steaks were flying.

One of the eaters took the lead by swallowing two steaks in ten minutes.
Next,he politely requested a salad & a shrimp cocktail be served with his third steak. He consumed the extras, then this soft spoken giant called for his fourth steak & ask for a baked potato & a bread roll. He wasted little time on devouring those items & called for his fifth steak.

As the hour contest came to an end, this gastronomic superman had eaten:
4 & 1/2 pounds of steak, (which is 72 oz’s) baked potato,shrimp cocktail,salad & a bread roll.

In his amazement & delight of the crowd, Owner Bob (RJ) Lee stood up on a chair in the middle of the dinning room to proclaimed that: “from this day forward, anyone who could eat the entire 72 oz dinner-in one hour– gets it for FREE.

On that date in 1962 the legendary 72oz Steak Challenge was born & to this date the contests stands strong.


I have TMJ, my jaw would probably fall off before I could get close to finishing.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #81 on: December 17, 2015, 02:48:36 PM »
how about a large papa john's (1 topping of user's choice)?   i could not.
I have done this. Don't think I could do slab of ribs tho.
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #82 on: December 17, 2015, 02:56:07 PM »
I could easily cash a large 1 topping from the papa.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #83 on: December 17, 2015, 03:00:04 PM »
that is just so much dough. I don't think I could.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #84 on: December 17, 2015, 03:59:41 PM »
Anyone else ever have a pizza hangover? The next morning you can still sense the pizza you ate the night before and the slightest thought about pizza makes you nauseous?

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #85 on: December 17, 2015, 04:01:37 PM »
Anyone else ever have a pizza hangover? The next morning you can still sense the pizza you ate the night before and the slightest thought about pizza makes you nauseous?

Kind of. Different places make it worse. Papa Johns is like day after binge Christmas level
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #86 on: December 17, 2015, 04:03:19 PM »
i ate four large slices of scheme pizza a couple of weeks ago (personal record)
Two of those were Dream slices too :sdeek:

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #87 on: December 17, 2015, 04:41:52 PM »
i ate four large slices of scheme pizza a couple of weeks ago (personal record)
Two of those were Dream slices too :sdeek:

That Sunday, I had the brunch, the lunch you made, a scheme slice for dessert and another scheme slice out of my pocket at the airport in a 5-hour or so window and you were looking at me funny even before the airport part. 

Maybe I can find the KC DEEZ truck during the NathanForYouPAK and knock out a slab of ribs on periscope during an episode.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #88 on: December 17, 2015, 05:10:50 PM »
that is just so much dough. I don't think I could.
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #89 on: December 17, 2015, 05:11:21 PM »
OT, but do you guys somehow ever make a great part of a post like my "tic tac(o)" part of the last post by me and then go man, that was great. i should now just hang it up for the day, go play the back nine and then pound some brews. cause that's kind of how i felt after i did that.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2015, 10:19:52 PM »
Half a pound of raw radishes.  No condiments.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2015, 10:35:21 PM »
That's not a food challenge that's suicide
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2015, 10:39:50 PM »
one thing I can definitely do is eat an entire two-fer from Pizza Shuttle.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #93 on: December 17, 2015, 10:48:41 PM »
Spare ribs are for people who don't want actual ribs. I can easily put down a slab of backs, easily. I have also eaten a large pan super supreme minus olives from Pizza Hut. Twice actually. Haven't done the Doritos but I know I can. This is a shame but just last week I ate 3/4 of a bag with the tostitos nacho cheese dip. I only stopped because I ran out of dip.

My most impressive food feat was in high school where I had 10 tacos from taco tico for lunch and ran 4 miles at cross country practice three hours later with no issues. Another time in high school after cross country practice I had 3 full sized snickers bars, an entire bag of lays sour cream and onion, the size smaller than family size, and a two liter of lipton lemon tea. I then an hour later went to the gym to shoot around to get ready for basketball season; none of that crap stayed down.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #94 on: December 17, 2015, 10:49:12 PM »
That's not a food challenge that's suicide
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #95 on: December 17, 2015, 11:58:13 PM »
Half a pound of raw radishes.  No condiments.

i could do a half pound easy, if i was allowed condiments.
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #96 on: December 18, 2015, 07:43:48 AM »
Taco Tico has baby tacos tho
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #97 on: December 18, 2015, 08:13:48 AM »
Half a pound of raw radishes.  No condiments.

i could do a half pound easy, if i was allowed condiments.
Take it to the ranch dressing thread.  This thread is for real challenges.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2015, 08:17:00 AM »
I took Ms. Wacky to jackstack last night. We both got the burnt end sandwich with fries and a side of cheesy corn. I was able to consume a manhattan, glass of pinot n, my sandwich, my fries, my cheesy corn and half of ms. wacky's fries/cheesycorn/ and some of her sandwich.  :gocho:

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2015, 09:08:18 AM »
I took Ms. Wacky to jackstack last night. We both got the burnt end sandwich with fries and a side of cheesy corn. I was able to consume a manhattan, glass of pinot n, my sandwich, my fries, my cheesy corn and half of ms. wacky's fries/cheesycorn/ and some of her sandwich.  :gocho:

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